For All Of The People That Know Me...

You Know You're A Net Addict When...

• Your friends no longer say that they'll speak to you whenever, they say they'll speak to you later on that evening because you'll still be on.
• You know every single abbreviation that people use when they are IMing you.
• You have spoken to so many people online that you have forgotten who told you what and what you have told other people.
• You rush home to turn on the computer so that you can read your e-mail.
• All you do is eat, sleep, and go online.
• Your friends have signed on 4 times at completely different times in one day, and you're there to witness them all.
• You're sitting at your computer and your friends wish you a happy (insert holiday here), and you're like, "It's _________?"
• Your friends IM you and say, "You're STILL on?!"