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Sarcasm

Why is it that when you take a shit, you sit down and you feel so much better?

In the song "What A Girl Wants" when Christina Aguilera says, "like a rock you waited so patiently...", it brings up a point to me. How the hell does a rock wait patiently? Since when did a rock have feelings?

The similarities of looking at women's breasts and men's... *ahem!* - You wanna know the size of em (and don't front like you don't)

I had a thought. Jail is like the adult version of being grounded. Just think about it. You can't go out and see anyone, you have to stay in your room/cell, and if you're really bad and throw "temper tantrums", they put you in solitary confinement. An adult version of a time out.

You know how when people die all of a sudden they're good people? "Oh, he was such a good role model for the community"... forget about that time he robbed the liquor store.

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