An Alabama
fan use to amuse himself by scaring every Aurburn fan he would see strutting down
the side of the road in their obnoxious orange and blue colors. He would swerve
his van as if to hit them, and then he would swerve back on the road just before
hitting them.
One day, as the van driver was driving along, he saw a
priest. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the
priest "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St.
Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!" The priest climbed into
the passenger seat, and the van continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver
saw a War Eagle fan strutting down the road, and instinctively, he swerved as
if to hit him. But as usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road, narrowly
missing the guy. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard
a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his
mirrors, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned
to the priest and said "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Auburn fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest,"I got him with the door."
