Words of Wisdom from Children

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
-Patrick, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
-Michael, 14

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
-Michael, 14

Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
-Traci, 14

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
-Andrew, 9

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
-Kyoyo, 9

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
-Armir, 9

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
-Naomi, 15

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
-Lauren, 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
-Joel, 10

Never try to baptize a cat.
-Eileen, 8



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