Kevin has bought a bar 6 months before. To his dismay, his accountant, Chris, has told him that he is so far in the red that he will lose the bar in the next 6 months if he doesn't start making money. He is so upset, that Chrissuggests that he go to circus with him to relax and take his mind off his troubles. Kevin goes to the circus and in no time is having fun and really relaxed. As they are leaving the circus, Chris notices an elephant for sale, and says to Kevin "You know that is just the gimmik you need to attract people to your bar."

Well Kevin goes home that night and decides to sleep on it. When he wakes up in the morning, he has decided to buy the elephant.

Later on that month, Kevin's accountant calls and tells him, "Unless you start making some money in that bar you will lose both the bar and the elephant in about 2 months."

Kevin, in an act of desperation decides to hold a contest to make some quick money on the elephant and attract people into the bar. He hangs a sign outside the bar that tells people "Make my elephant laugh, win $5,000". Sure enough in about a week he has $5,000 in the jar he has glued to thebar. Late that night a bum walks in the bar and asks how to enter the contest.

Kevin says, "Just put $5 in this jar and go out back and make the elephant laugh."

The bum says, "No problem, heres the five bucks." He then goes out back and in about 5 minutes Kevin hears a rumbling laugh coming from behind the bar. In walks the bum who demands his $5,000 dollars. Well Kevin being an honest businessman gives him his money. The bum thanks him and leaves.

After about 2 straight days of the elephant laughing, Kevin decides the only way to make his money back and shut the elephant up is to have another contest. So he hangs a new sign outside the bar that says "Make my elephant cry win $5,000."

Once again in about a week he has made about $5,000, and is feeling like for the first time he will make it. About 5 minutes before closing in walks the same bum. Kevin looks at him and says "We close in 5 minutes and I am no longer serving." The bum just hands him five bucks and walks out back. A few minutes before Kevin closes the bar, he hears a tremendous wailing from out back. In walks the bum who says, "Let me have the five grand and I'll be on my way."

Kevin gets the $5,000, but before he gives it to the bum he asks, "Just tell me how you did and I'll give this to you."

The bum sits down and says, "That's easy, the first time I was here I told the elephant my dick was bigger than his. Tonight I proved it."

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