1.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)
2.If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
3.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
4.A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)
5.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Still not over that pig thing!) 7.On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
8.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue (Hmmmmm.....:-)
9.You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.(Killing someone else, on the other hand....)
10.Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday.(Great, now we will have pizza farmers wanting federal subsidies)
11.Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.(Self-adhesive stamps have put a real damper on my diet)
12.You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
13.Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
14.In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (and what about ....)
15.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. (It doesn't have to...)
16.The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?)(Did the government pay for this research?)
17.Polar bears are left handed. (not according to the Coke commercials)
18.A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!)
19.The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. ("Hi Honey, I'm home............")
20.Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)
21.Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez!)
22.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (and for good reason)
23.A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (party on - kitty)
24.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
25.Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)
After reading all these, all I can say is..."Lucky Pigs"!!!