A young man walks into a pharmacy one day and asks the pharmacist behind the counter for some condoms. "Pretty hot date, eh?" asks the pharmacist. "You betcha. My date and I are going up to inspiration point tonight and steam some windows." He buys the condoms and leaves.

Later that night, he goes to pick up his date. She invites him in to meet the parents. After the customary "Hello"'s and "Pleased to meet you"', the young man says, "Hey, instead of going out tonight, why don't we stay in and play some Monopoly?" Rather puzzled, she agrees, and the four (including the parents) play Monopoly until midnight. When it's about time to leave, the girl takes her date aside and asks him, "Why didn't you tell me you wanted to stay in tonight?" He counters, "Why didn't you tell me your dad is a pharmacist?"

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