The Gift
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not beendating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note...romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of whitegloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheartgot the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheartalong with this note:
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in theevening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but shewears short ones that are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had beenwearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled; I had her try yours on for me and shelooked really smart.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contactwith them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturallybe a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for meon Friday night.
All my love...
Jimmie
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
The Response
Dear Jimmy,
What the hell do you think i am? A stinking slut? Thanks a bunch for such a THOUGHTFULpresent, especialy because i always soil mine when i go out. This pair really seems to hold togetherand just a little rinse gets rid of all the night's accidents.
By the way, i have some news to break to you. My new boyfriend John really likes it when i wearthem. He finds it extremely arousing just to put his hands into them. It's a little tight in there when hedoes that, but i find it so romantic and exciting that i can't find the energy to fight it and usually sitthere and wail like a banshee.
Anyway Jimmy, it's time you moved on, because i certainly have. Next time you have a girlfriend,try to have a little more taste when choosing her present and certainly don't ask her sister to comealong, because that will always bring instant trouble.
Adios,
Heather
P.S. Pink Jimmy? I hate pink. You should have known that they don't match anything else that Iown.
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