Mr. smoker is doing commercials now too. This is just sad. Show the damn thing.......
Director: Hey Mr. Pearlman.....
Lou Pealrman: You can call me Lou handsome.
Director: No thats okay. Mr. Pearlman why is A.J. Maclean doing a cigarette advertising. Shouldnt he do something more like oh I dont know more for 14 year old girls?
Lou Pearlman: Listen A.J. wanted this and im not going to fight with him. And imagine how many more teens will be smoking once they see A.J. doing it.
Director: Riiiiiiiiiiiiigghhhttttttttttttt. Okaaayyyyy. Camel Cigarette advertising with A.J. Maclean. Take 1.
A.J. Maclean: Hi folks im A.J. Maclean from the Backstreet Boys here to talk to you about Camel cigarettes. These are great cigarettes. Why you ask? Well, for one they are my favorites and two is because of that delicious yummy smell taste tobacco ::starts to drull a little:: Oh I need a smoke............
Director: Cut!!!!!! A.J. you were doing great. Please dont trail off like that. Now come on lets continue from the part why you ask.
A.J. Maclean: Hold on please please hold on. ::Takes out cigarette::
Director: A.J. you know your going to have to take that outside.
A.J. Maclean: You dont want me to get angry. You wouldnt like me when I get angry. I TURN INTO LANCE. YOU WOULDNT WANT ME TO GET ANGRY WOULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: Okay calm down just keep smoking.
::10 minutes later. A.J. has oooooo I would say around 10 to 15 nicotine patches on his chest. Now he puts on a shirt thank God::
A.J. Maclean: Okay im ready.
Director: Thank God. Take 2 from the why do you ask!!!!!!!!!!
A.J. Maclean: Well, for one reason is that I smoke camels because they are my favorite cigarettes and because of the great taste it has. It is also rated most poisenous to the lungs. Believe me I should know...............
Director: Cut!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A.J. thats not on the Q cards!!!!!!!!!!!!
A.J. Maclean: Well, there is nothing else on the Q cards.
Director: What the hell your actually right?????? Hey where are the 25 boxes of cigarettes?
::cast says I dunno::
Director: A.J.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::A.J. smoking the cigarettes on the ground::
Director: Thats it your fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No more free cigarettes fro you!!!!!!!!!!!
A.J. Maclean: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::runs to the director and hits him like a little bitch::
Director: Man you sure do act like Lance when your pissed, but you are a weak little shit. ::punches A.J. in the face. A.J. is knocked out::
Director: Thats a rap everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::everyone cheers except for Lou Pearlman who is dragging A.J. away::
