RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!!! Its the interview with the sycho albino guy Lance Bass from Nsync. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!.................
Me: Hi folks, today I am here with Lance Bass. Hi Lance.
Lance Bass: Hi Rich.
Me: Now Lance I think we should get to the questions dont you?
Lance Bass: Sure why not?
Me: Okay. Lance how does it make you feel bring an albino, but being in a very famous boy group? You are the only albino that has ever been in a boy group you know.
Lance Bass: Excuse me. ::twiching:: Im not albino okay. I said that a 100 times already. So please dont make me REPEAT IT AGAIN DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Umm okay. No reason to get violent here. Please just calm down my fault.
Lance Bass: Thats right it is your fucking thought.
Me: Okay lets just continue. Your group, Nsync, is a bitter rival to the Backstreet Boys, this is true is it not?
Lance Bass: This is very true. I would love to get those guys in one room tie them up all together and ki......
Me: Lance your trailing off.
Lance Bass: Oh im sorry. ::grinding teeth:: Hey whats you address?
Me: Umm why do you want my address?
Lance Bass: Well, your phone number will do.
Me: Umm, should we just go to the next question?
Lance Bass: Come on give me your address man. ::says very lowly under breath cant hear it -so I can kill you-::
Me: Umm I think you should leave.
Lance Bass: Leave? Leave!?!?!?!?!?! LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::goes to attack me::
Me: Security!!!!!!!!
::grab Lance before he can get to me. drag Lance away::
Lance Bass:: Ill get you. You will all die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Umm, im going to go install a security system in my house I think you should do the same. Bye all.
