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Lance Bass Is Doing Commercials

Lance Bass is doing commercials now? Jeez they must be desperate. They are hiring killers now. Jeez......


Director: Doing WB commercial to win a Sega Dreamcast with Lance Bass. Take 1.

Camera Man: Wheres Lance?

Director: Lance!!!!!

Lance Bass: Im right here.

Directer: ::squinting eyes:: Lance that you?

Lance Bass: Yeah.

Director: Okay no one can see him with this type of background. We better get out the background sheets. I have a feeling this aalbino kid is gonig to shine off of these like a brand new quater.

Lance Bass: Im not albino!!!!!!!

::2 and a half hours later the right background was found::

Director: Okay lets get this all in one take please. Take 2!!!!!

Lance Bass: Hi kids. Im Lance Bass from Nsync here to tell you about the new contest from the WB. All you have to do is put the WB address listed below on the envelope and on the inside have a letter with your favorite TV show from the WB and why. The best won will win a Sega Dreamcast with several games. Also please put your address and phone number nice and clear on the letter so I can stalk you down AND KILL YOU YOU LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT ILL KILL YOU ALL........

Director: Cut!!!!!!! What the fuck?????

Lance Bass: Damnit dont disturb me during my fucking commercial!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FROM MISSISSIPPI AND YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!!!!

Director: ::sigh:: Security!!!!!!!! Lance Bass: NOOOOOOOOO I NEED THE ADDRESSES!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......................

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