About me: Hey there, how are you? I feel great. I've got loads of buddies and we're all connected on the net so I'm never alone. There isn't a day that goes by when I'm running up and down a keyboard talking to friends old and new. And what's more you can be yourself on the net. . . or someone else if you like. But I'm quite happy being me.
Likes: Dropping backwards onto leaves so they stick in my spines. Porcupines (for obvious reasons. . . well, obvious for a hedgehog perhaps.)
Dislikes: Inflatables. I had a nasty incident on one of those inflatable banana-type boats. Rubber everywhere, hehe.
3 wishes: I wish I could do trampolining, I wish I had a magic carpet (the things you could see *evil little grin*), I wish someone would cancel Baywatch.
Philosphy: "A small storm can wash up many interesting things."

This is Parker. Say 'hi' to Wide-load.

Shelley's bastards.

NAME: Frank
SPECIES: Three-toed sloth

I'm an old swinger at heart.

About me: I'm a three-toed sloth, not one of those weirdo five-toed sloths. I tend to watch the world go by, take things easy, reflect on life.
Likes: Everyone and everything.
Dislikes: Nothing, if we were all the same life might be a bit too boring for my liking.
3 wishes: I wish everyone could be someone else for a day: like the bully is the bullied, the man becomes a woman, a sloth becomes a tiger that sort of thing. I'm sure the world would be a better place when everything swapped back again. If that happens I won't need the other two wishes.
Philosphy: "Try looking at the world from a different perspective. Things may seem clearer then."

His name is Lloyd.
He's like, "Who you lookin'at?"

Just go to your home!