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New version written by Emily and Shelley

Oh my god, Becky, look at their butts
It is so firm
They look like Shelley and Emily's boyfriends
Who understands those girls
They only talk to them because they look so dead sexy, ok? I mean their
butts
It's just so firm
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's tight
Look, they're just so hot

We like firm butts and we can not lie
Jay's penis poked me in my eye
That when those guys walk in with damn fine taste
And a round thing in our face
We get sprung
Cuz you know Paige is hung
like a horse for me
Cuz you notice that butt was firmed
Deep in the jeans they're wearing
We're hooked and we can't stop staring
Oh, baby we wanna get with them
And take their pictures
Our homegirls tried to warn us
But with that butt they got
Us so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in our Benz
Well use us, use us cuz you ain't that average Orgy

We've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
They sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
sayin' Jay and Paige are takin'
Cuz we know that they're just fakin'
It's from us they get
Really, really wet, so. . .

Hoochies (yeah), Hoochies (yeah)
Has your boyfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Our babies got back

We like 'em round and big
And when they're throwin' a gig
We just can't help ourselves
We're actin like groupies
Out with all the hoochies

We wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
You know they're our Play Boys
Firm asses, you know they're our play toys
We want 'em like Paige and Jay
So firm and round in ev'ry way
Shell and Em's in trouble
Waitin' for a piece of their bubble
So we're lookin' at their rock videos
Watchin' those groupies actin like hoes
Tryin' to get Jay and Paige
But when they're not on stage
You know they're shakin it for us
A word to the firm butt brothas
We wanna get with ya
And with no othas
But we gotta be straight when we say we wanna f*ck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, we got it goin on
A lot of chicks won't like this song
Cuz them groupies think we're wrong
But we'd rather stay and play
Cuz Jay is long and Paige is strong
And we're down to get the friction on

So fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
If you wanna role in our Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white girls got to shout
Our Babies got back

Yeah baby
When it comes to hot guys
We're pulling down their flies
10 incher, oh, 10 incher, oh
Jay's that much bigger, you know
So your boyfriend is all flabby
Our men, they aren't too shabby
You little teenies, weighin half a ton
But their anacondas don't want none unless it's our buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but it won't help you none
Some groupies
only wanna get their money
but they ain't gettin near our honeys
So they kick it and try to suck it
But we're the one's who get to f*ck it
So people say you're gay
Cuz they don't get no play
Cuz your taste is good and your bodies ain't chunky
Give us all day, and we'll spank your monkey
To the fat-a** sl*ts by the side of the bus
You don't want to mess with us
Give us an Orgy, we can't resist
Jay and Paige are heavenly bliss
Some hoochies tried to dis
Cuz we're on Orgy's list
They have t*ts and they chose to flaunt 'em
But silicone sh*t, they don't want 'em
So Jay and Paige, since the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-f*ck-a-lot and kick them nasty thoughts
Our babies got back

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Origial version by Sir Mix-A-Lot

[Girl]
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean her
butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so...

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got
back

(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers
wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back