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A Real-Time Saga

Hello, and welcome to the mainpage of my ever-going adventure I call "A Real-Time Saga". I always thought the greatest soap-opera anone could ever watch was the one that a person played out in real life. Sure, no one sleeps around as much or gets into any comas, but there's one thing that makes it so intriguing: it's realistic. Likewise I've learned another thing about real life: you don't need to try very hard to see that it is inherently funny (and believe you me, it totally is).

In such a following, I took many aspects of my own life, screwed around with them so they'd be interesting (yeah, go fig.), and used some plots that I hope make people want to keep reading. Now, when I say I take aspects of my own life, I don't mean I'm taking things that happened to me DIRECTLY into the web! They are just the basis of my . . . imagination. So once again:

THIS IS FICTION.
THIS IS FICTION.
THIS IS FICTION.
THIS IS FICTION.
THIS IS FICTION.
THIS IS FICTION.
THIS IS FICTION!!!!!

(Well . . . more or less . . . . .)

But no, seriously guys. I know I'm blowing that point out of proportion, but I can't stand people coming up to me thinking they know more than I do, bitching at me like, "I can't believe you'd say this . . ." and stuff. I don't need that.
"Do you get me?!"



The Characters
The RTS Players: This is where you can look up a name if you forget who someone is

The Stories
A Real-Time Summer: Based Loosely on my 1999 Summer [*This one's a novel!]
-2000-
How I Spent My Y2K: Based loosely on events that happened Jan 1/00
The Other Guys: Based loosely on the time I helped cleaned a garage
Saturday Night (Without the Bay City Rollers): Based loosely on a night of N64
The Improv Show: Based loosely on events going to/at/leaving an improv show
She's Not a Smoker . . . Right?: Based loosely on events that happened some time ago
Go Daddy-O: Based loosely upon the first night of Spring Break
A Night at Home: Based loosely upon what I sometimes do when I get home
Road Tests Suck: Based loosely upon the day of my driving exam
First Friday of School: Based loosely upon events occuring on the day before the first official weekend
E & G's Night on the Town: Based loosely on an evening downtown
Portrait of a Crapper: Based loosely on a moment in the facility (yes, THAT facility)
-2001-
Provincial Exams Blow: Based loosely on a really important History test
Ernie the Peer Tutor: Based loosely on a time I didn't have to write a test
Friend-by-Convenience: Based loosely on a whole bunch of unified randoms
I Did WHAT???: Based loosely on a really long ICQ exchange
Running out of Time: Based loosely on a sequence of chaos
Reflections Since Kindergarten: Based loosely on some really icky stuffs
It's Been a Long Ride: Based loosely on reminiscence
An Anxious, Anxious Night: Based loosely on some ESPECIALLY icky stuffs
The Official Ultimate Week of Suck: Based loosely on a sucky week (who knew)
Bitch Work: Based loosely on a broken brain
The Headache Before Christmas [NEW!!!!!]: Based loosely on December 24, 2001

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