(This should be sung to the tune of "White Christmas")
I'm dreaming of Gregg Rainwater
Wearing black boxer shorts tonight.
With his hair grown out long,
I sing my song,
With visions of Buck Cross in sight.
I'm dreaming of Gregg Rainwater
Wondering just where he is, and how?
I see him play beach volleyball, and wow!
Its time to take a cold shower, right now!