(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
By Beth
You know Ike, Buck, and Noah, Louise, Kid, and Cody,
Jimmy the sexy rider
None of the other riders
Short hair, long hair, hat or no,
Oh, how I'd pray each morning,
They ride the Express, on their faithful ponies.
But do you recall,
The most sexy rider of them all...
Had a very gorgeous bod.
And if you ever saw him,
You would think he was a god.
Could ever hope that they'd compare,
For Jimmy's the One and Only;
No one else could match his flair.
Jimmy looked so fine.
Teeth and eyes - they'd shine so bright,
Muscles big, and ass so tight!
Hoped the Lord would hear my plea,
And Jimmy the sexy rider
Would be found in bed with me!