(To be sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
By Suzy
Buck the express Rider had a really hunky bod
Buck the Express Rider is a gift from god they say
There must have been some magic in
Oh, Buck the Express Rider was as alive as he could be
Buck the Express Rider knew that TV is fickle you know
Down to the village with an eagle feather in his hand,
He led them down the streets of town
For Buck the Express Rider had to hurry on his way,
With briefs of black and a sexy smile
And eyes of chocolate brown.
He was made in scripts but the Buckettes know,
How he came to life for Gregg
That medicine pouch they found
For when they placed it round his neck,
He began to come to life
And the Buckettes say he could act and sing
Just to please both you and me
So he said "Lets ride and we'll have some fun,
Now before they axe my show"
Riding here and there all around the west
Saying "Ride Safe when you're with me"
Right to old Thompkins' shop
And he only paused a moment
When he heard him holler Stop!
But he waved goodbye saying "Don't you cry,
The mochila is safe with me!!!