"I Want A Buck Cross For Christmas"

(To be sung to the tune of "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas")

By Maja

I want a Buck Cross for Christmas
Only a Buck Cross will do
I don't want a Kid, No William F Cody
I want a Buck Cross to play with and enjoy

I want a Buck Cross for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He wont have to use the pony express
Just bring through the front door
That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a gift wrapped Buck standing there

I was a Buck Cross for Christmas
Only a Buck Cross will do
No Noah Dixons, No Jimmy Hickoks
I only like Buck Crosses
And Buck Corss likes me too

Maybe a Buck would wear me out, but wow
What a hell of a good way to go, you know
There's lots of room for him in my way station
I'd feed and wash him there and give him his massage (he he)

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