(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Gunbelt hanging low
The bad guys soon will pay
He's a deadly foe
So don't get in his way
Jimmy is the King
he never loses a gunfight
and he is far sexier
than Kid or Buck or Ike
Hey
Jimmy rules, Jimmy rules
Jimmy all the way
Oh what fun he is to ride
'cos he's a damn good lay
Hey
Jimmy rules, Jimmy rules
Jimmy all the way
Oh what fun it is to roll
with Jimmy in the hay