(Sung to the tune of "The First Noel")
The best rider is
One who's always forgot
In our endless discussions
Of who's cute and who's not
Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah
Don't try to tell me that it's not so-ah
I'll admit that Jimmy's hot
And Buck is as well
But when you come right down to it
They can both go to Hell
Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah
Wrap him up for me in a big bow-ah
So let me say, in conclusion
That I love me some him
And the things I'm thinking,
Lord I know it's a sin!
Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah
I love him better than cookie dough-ah