February!

Feb. 1
--Three-Ring Binder Appreciation Day--
"No joke today, folks... just some good old -- CHRIST! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY--- GAAAAGH!!"

Feb. 2
--Shoot a Groundhog Day!--
"Because you just can't trust those little buggers~"

Feb. 3
--Visit Your Parents Day--
"... now if only they'd let me set foot in the house after the 'accident'..."

Feb. 4
--National Vegeteble Threat Awareness Day--
"Eat your vegetebles, kids... before they eat YOU"

The second week in February denotes
Monty Python Week!

Feb. 5
--Sermon on the Mountain Day--
"Blessed are the Cheesemakers?!"

Feb. 6
--Snobby French Day--
"Now go away, before I taunt you some more!"

Feb. 7
--Medieval Science Awareness Day--
"...If she weighs as much as a duck... then she floats... then she's made of wood... and she's a WITCH!!! BURN!!!!"

Feb. 8
--Medieval Science Awareness Day (continued)--
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

Feb. 9
--Spanish Inquisition Day--
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inqusition! That's what makes it so brilliant!"

Feb. 10
--Opressive Government Awareness Day--
"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"

Feb. 11
--Witchcraft Awareness Day--
"She turned me into a newt!.... I got better..."

End Monty Python Week

Feb. 12
--Nationally Politically Incorrect Day--
"(This quote was found to have incredibly offensive material by Big Brother and has therefore been censored. You are GOING to have a nice day)"

Feb. 13
--National German Hat Song Day!--
"'Mein hut, der hat drei ecken.
Drei ecken hat mein hut.'

Feb. 14
--The Anti-Valentine's Day!--
"Muahahahahahah [for lack of anything better to say]"

Feb. 15
--National Wubbulous Day--
"Because we like the word 'wubbulous' too much to let this opportunity pass up!"

Feb. 16
--Kill Your Television Day--
"...or at least (censored)!"

Feb. 17
--The Day You Realize You Should've Voted Anarchist, Like Kia Said--
"Told you so."

Feb. 18
--National Procrastination Day!--
"Hell, let's do it tomorrow."

Feb. 19
--President's Day!--
"Just in case it didn't work the first time!"

Feb. 20
--Free the Slugs Day--
"Let them run free! Free them all! Let their spirits soar!"

Feb. 21
--Taunt a Hamster Day--
"Oh, like it matters anymore. Just do it!"

Feb 22
--National Pokemon Depreciation Day--
"Yes! Kill! Kill them all!"

Feb 23
--Overthrow a Third World Dictator Day--
"Just for a little spice in life!"

Feb. 24
--Private/Public School Integration Day--
"You can change the world-- one prep at a time."

Feb. 25
--Elect Kia as Dictator of the Free World Day--
"Yay! Viva la Anarchy!"

Feb. 26
--National Paranoia Day--
"I can't tell you anything...they're after me! They're after me!"

Feb. 27
--International Deface Public Property Day!--
"...So THAT'S what spray paint is for!"

Feb. 28
--Ash Wednesday--
"Where do you think we get all these ashes? Burn! Burn them all"

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