My eyes really hurt
Maybe I should stop typing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Think I'm a carrot
Funny carrots like to swim
Why am I orange?

I don't like Al Gore
People should say what they mean
And his nose is vile.

Who's Ricky Martin?
Does he live a crazy life?
Still don't know him though

My name is Kia
Dictator of the Free World
Bow down before me…

This is a haiku
It should be about nature
But I'm too special

Superman is dead
He collided with a plane
Junkies celebrate

People should eat Spam
Spam makes the world go around
But I don't like Spam

Eating SPAM is cool
I do it every day
It tastes like catfood.

Hello Dr. Spock
I'm bored please beam me back up
No smart life is here

Stop laughing at me
I don't want to go with you
Popcorn tastes real good

Look it's Superman
He's very skilled at flying
Look he's falling down

Look it is a bird
No I think it is a plane
No it is a bird.

Stupid idiot
Fish do not swim in water
They fly genius

Prozac's bad for you
Your face smiles but your soul's numb
It's a bad feeling

Do not swallow rocks
They will get stuck in your throat
Rocks bad for stomach

See watch nice Rolex
Don't eat Rolexes either
They're too expensive

SPAM
People should eat Spam
Spam makes the world go around
But I don't like Spam

AH, SO YOU SAY NOW....
You sure need a life
No, Yoda, I don't eat forks
We're all so crazy

TACO DRUGS
Some words of wisdom:
You can get high off tacos
I wouldn't try though

FUNNY POLITICIANS
Look it is Bob Dole
He robs a bank with Dan Quayle
Dumb politicians

HAIKUS
Haikus are so fun
They easily amuse me
Don't laugh at me please

YES, I'M BORED
Boredom can kill you
I read religious pamphlets
Kill the f***ing Celts....

ANNE... GRRRRR....
My feet are tired
Child's soccer games are boring
They all are boring

ANNE... GRRRRR.... (Part II)
Woodstock street again
Don't make me walk anymore
I want to go home

ANNE... GRRRR... (Part III)
Now run Forrest Run...
Lucky Ree has no TV
All movies are sick

TANZMAN'S TORNADOES SOCCER TEAM
(I AM A HATER OF SOCCER)
I'll join because of
Underrepresentation
Of minorities

DANCING SUCKS
I do hate dancing
The d***ed flamenca bores me
I'm too dignified

CROATIA
Majestic lakes sing
Ah Croatia my homeland
Blue skies are soaring

CROATIA (Part II)
Beautiful cities
Rushing waterfalls, mountains
Short soccer players

I'M PROUD TO BE
HAPI AND YONSEI (And a Euro kid = )
Pokemon's a fad
Japanese are geniuses
Fat Americans

NIHON
I'm part Japanese
Haikus are Japanese too
The Japanese rock

TOO MUCH VIOLENCE IN THE
CULTURE, I'LL GO MASOCHISTIC
In video games
You get to kill the people
I really like that

YUP
I hate all of you
You are all out to get me
Not paranoia

GUESS...
You stink you stink ugh
You stink you stink you stink ugh
You know that you stink

TOO MUCH CIVILIZATION II
(You get to kill people....)
I have to go now
Teach the Chinese a lesson
Flight is mine not yours

I'm untouchable
I'm spring days that can't go on
And I will survive

back to the brink of insanity