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HA HA!!!  I've not only started sending out songs, but words!  
Huzzah!  
The word of the day is "purdah".  Great, eh?

As I type this, my subjects are searching for a new song to send out.  
This will of course be sent out as soon as possible.  Ah, here it is...

Back in the U.S.S.R.
by the Beatles 
(actually only Paul...quiet)

Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC 
Didn't get to bed last night 
On the way the paper bag was on my knee 
Man I had a dreadful flight 
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boy 
Back in the U.S.S.R. 

Been away so long I hardly knew the place 
Gee it's good to be back home 
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case 
Honey disconnect the phone 
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boy 
Back in the U.S.S.R. 

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out 
They leave the West behind 
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout 
That Georgia's always on my mind. 

I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boys 
Back in the U.S.S.R. 

Show me round your snow peaked mountains way down south 
Take me to your daddy's farm 
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out 
Come and keep your comrade warm. 
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boys 
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Wasn't that enthralling?  
Expect more songs of this caliber soon.

In case the old Kia somehow retakes SOD 
(which is very unlikely, since she's dead), 
have an exciting Annual Gift Day.  
I'm sure you'll all remember to pay tribute to your new dictator.

"We need some freakout music!  
Uptown girl....she's been living in her uptown world..."

Herr Rolfe

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