Cooking Lessons!

With Mary Jane (a prep) and Reefer (a dude)

“Hi! My name is Mary Jane!”

“And my name is Reefer!”

“Today we will be preparing Stoned Soup and Special Brownies,”

“Now people, this cooking is a very serious matter.
These recipes are passed down from generation to generation and they are steeped in tradition.

“Correct, Reefer! So today before we start cooking we will gang on the bong—oh, I mean, bang on the gong as a show of respect for the creators of these two foodstuffs.”

“Good. We have paid homage to our forbears, so we are free to make Stoned Soup. First, you have to enhance the pot. The key to this is oregano, and lots of it. Then you add the rock. You can special order it from a stoner…”

“Don’t you mean mason, Reefer?”

“Yeah. Whatever. Anyway, then you add all sorts of herbs and a little garden variety weed (if you so choose) to the soup and bring it to a simmer,”

“Normally, this mixture is cut with a variety of substances to make it more interesting to the palate.”

“Now about dessert”

“Ah yes… the Special Brownies…”

“As Mary Jane is demonstrating, the special ingredient

is a multitude of herbs and grass, er, grain.”

“That’s right Reefer. Really it’s quite simple…”


“Just pick any brownie recipe…”

“And then spruce it up with a special herb! It makes all the difference!”



-30 Minutes Later-
The food is all prepared, and Mary Jane and Reefer sit down to enjoy their Stoned Soup and Special Brownies together

“Mmmmmm! It tastes like it comes straight from the earth. Oh, Reefer, I feel absolutely euphoric with the high of this success!”

“Come again Mary Jane?”

“The meal, Reefer.”

“Yeah well, I can’t wait till next time we get together. Peyote Cactus Bob will be here to enlighten us so we can create daiquiris that are a real trip!”

“I hope you enjoyed our joint venture into cooking instruction, until next time—
Make sure all your meals are at least half-baked!”

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