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2001 Archive
Wednesday, December 19, 2001
Dictionaraoke.
Tomato Nation: Kiss of Death.
Spite Magazine.
Forget Life Sucks. (Credit: Rolfe)
The Mittens/Snowdrop website (Nov. 28) has t-shirts for sale.
SEMTEX. I have no idea what in the hell this is. (Credit: Rolfe)
Elvis is Alive. And he's in Kansas City. (Credit: The Brunching UBB)
Friday, November 30, 2001
The Evil Criminal Test: Which serial killer do you most resemble?
A breed of superstrong M&Ms. Yes. Absolutely. (Credit: MCD, who probably got it off the Brunching UBB)
From Salon.com, test your literary knowledge - are the passages from the Bible, the Quran, or Mein Kampf? (Credit: Carbonaria)
"It never fails to amuse me how stupid the public is." - My government teacher, 11/29/01. We were discussing the stupid things that people do in airports, like running around O'Hare while being pursued by armed security forces.
"Everyone likes this lab because there's a chance I'll electrocute myself." - My chemistry teacher, 11/28/01.
Between today and yesterday, nine more votes were added to the poll on the main page. (*cough*Rolfe*cough*)
Wednesday, November 28, 2001
The Adventures of Mittens and Snowdrop (a.k.a., Why I'm Afraid of Cats) - requires Shockwave.
eBay auction #1038711020. Creepy.
Sort of old: alternate image for the random logo on the main page.
Thursday, November 22, 2001
Hi, kiddies.
I don't think that a link to the Chiapet website really needs much of an explanation.
Fight the Good Fight Ministries - These people are funny. Check out the "exposes" on your favorite popular music artists.
I now have proof of the existence of crack in late 18th-century Scotland.
That looks quite uncomfortable.
Public service announcement: Contrary to what some believe, talking from the perspective of your pet animal is not amusing or clever. Thank you.
Another website with AIM buddy icons: BallerIcons.
Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Art: There really is a market for everything these days.
Sunday, November 04, 2001
I made a separate page for the Week about the poor translation skills of Altavista's Babelfish tool. If it becomes any larger (reader contributions, anyone?.. readers, period?) I might even add it to the index on the main page.
I believe I added this to our links page once, but it's probably more fitting in here: Ask Sister Rossetta, the lavender nun.
And I have a surprise for you, children! (What is it, Janet? Oh please tell us!)
Someone actually sent us a link for the Week. Isn't that amazing? I mean, the Brink has been online for how many years with minimal traffic? Actually I think we've been getting more guestbook entries since the onion pornography page went online. Anyway, I present to you Litterboxcam.com, thanks to Leinad, who is now quoted on the Brink of Insanity Webpage as having profoundly stated, "someone who updates a litter box camera every minute has way too much time and is just plain evil." How true.
Leinad (if that is his real name!) also sent us a link for further scientific experiments on Peeps bunnies.
And one final note: the staff of the Brink and our associates are working on a translation of the Hatten ar Din song, and we will be sure to share it as soon as we're done.
Friday, October 26, 2001
10/16/01, my chemistry teacher: "We're going to burn things and make pretty colors." She was actually talking a line spectra lab, not drugs.
10/19/01: During a discussion in government class about how it only takes a few people to form an interest group and exert influence on an institution: "First the SCA, then the government, then the world!" (from a student)
Wednesday, October 24, 2001
Peeps links:
- Tracy and Mia's Peep-O-Rama Gallery - There is something unexplainably appealing about Peeps. They look kind of cute and innocent in these pictures. I like the queer activist Peeps.
- The Peep Dance
- The Peep Porno Page - "The Hottest Chicks on the Web!"
- Peep Research - I bet you always wondered what would happen if you dropped a Peep in liquid nitrogen.
Weird news: Ostrich attacks Norwegian farmer (Salon.com).
BadAssBuddy.com - 'Cause if your AIM buddy icon doesn't portray animated bodily harm, you're a wuss.
Titanic: The Animated Movie (2001), from the Unknown Movies website. It sounds worse than the Little Mermaid II.
It was really only a matter of time. Come, Mr. Taliban, turn over Bin Laden (requires Shockwave). (11/04/01 - Link changed, the previous URL was no longer working.)
While browsing the assorted things at yomgaille.com, I came across Orisinal.com, which has some of the simplest, most addictive Shockwave games I've ever seen. You've been warned.
Saturday, October 13, 2001
Random link: Modernhumorist.com.
This is one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen. Bert, the Sesame Street muppet, appears on posters carried by supporters of Osama bin Laden. This article is courtesy of snopes2.com, a collection of urban legends and rumors.
I'm not really that ashamed to say that I have no idea what this is: NATURE'S HARMONIC SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE.
And check out this screen capture of the Brink's directory index from a few days ago. I always knew those onions were evil.
Tuesday, October 09, 2001
eBay item #1641798199: I will kick your ass.
More fun with Shockwave. Hint: "un lapin" is "a rabbit" in French. (Credit: Carbonaria)
Another modified error page, "Cannot find smut." (Also see this page, linked on 06/29/01.)
A sign in my school's parking lot, near the pool: "Parking spaces reserved for aquatic patrons."
Saturday, September 29, 2001
"Sounds like a few rodents short of a whackamole game to me." - someone at the rant forum.
Poetry can be fun.
Some of these are funny.
Oh my goodness. The Halloween "article" was bad enough, but Yoda, too?
My chemistry teacher, 09/27/01: "If it's gross, it's biology; if it stinks, it's chemistry."
Tuesday, September 25, 2001
The Brunching Shuttlecocks are wonderful. :)
MeHead.com. Credit: MCD (who probably got it from the Brunchers).
Much as I admire those who obviously devote hours and hours of their time to their passions, I think this is a little excessive. Credit goes to someone in #tribrunchma, I forget who.
09/24/01: "There's nothing like looking up and seeing your student on fire." - my chemistry teacher
Sunday, September 23, 2001
09/18/01: Math teacher holds up an assignment notebook. "I found one of these planners on the floor. Does it belong to anyone?" The class is silent. He continues: "It has 'Bend over for 15 minutes' written in the personal info section."
09/18/01: My chemistry classroom is on the second floor. Overnight, a sinkhole appeared. A hole with a 3.5cm diameter just suddenly appeared in the floor, and you can see through to the room below. My teacher measured the length of the hole with a meterstick, and it was an entire meter. The meterstick was snug enough in the hole that it didn't fall when she let go. A boy in the class looked down the hole (with the meterstick in place), and decided that it would be really nifty to push the meterstick even further down. It dropped through to the home ec classroom below and landed on the floor.
What do you call someone from Amsterdam?
Sunday, September 16, 2001
I found this image while browsing either amigothornot.com or darkordork.com, I forget. Too bad I don't understand German. (MCD? A little help?) And what's a fettiboom?
I find this alarming.
(later in the day)
"Catch the bouquet at all costs." The site is on Rotten.com, but it's only mildly offensive/disgusting for once.
Thursday, September 13, 2001
It's kind of funny. The Onion does a better job.
Someone converted the images from the Quake video game into a text format. Good Lord. "Paul Wilkins, who apparently has waaaay to much free time, has graciously donated two HTML 'screenshots' of ttyquake which he created by hand. No, really. He typed in all those little characters while reading from jpeg screenshots I sent him. His mother must be so proud."
Another case where I don't know if the person is talented, sick, or if he/she just has too much free time: Vampire Chronicles Custom Ponies.
Cloty's Webpage. I felt obligated somehow to include this, in my quest to link to the weird web pages I find, even if they're in poor taste. I warn you however that if you are faint of heart or easily nauseated, this is not a good website to look at. It's along the lines of Rotten.com and the Stile Project.
Four hours of polka, or a $100 fine? I'm glad it's not my decision.
I just don't get it.
Sunday, September 02, 2001
If you think this screaming is bad, you should see -- JESUS! (06/18/01 - Who the hell was in charge of the lighting?)
What's My Pirate Name? Methinks the internet community is running out of original personality tests.
Once again, I give you the wonders of eBay.
Cthulhu for President: "Why vote for the lesser evil?" (Thanks MCD.)
Tuesday, August 21, 2001
If someone could please blow up my high school between now and September, I would be very grateful. Thank you.
I don't really get it, but it's definitely weird. Thanks, Raven.
Tuesday, August 14, 2001
A freak and his bunny. Highlights: 1, 2, 3, 4. I'm going to stop the highlights at four, because if I did more than that I'd be just as lame as the guy who took these pictures.
Run you kilted freaks!
No freaks (as far as I know), just freakishness. What the hell were they thinking?
Monday, August 06, 2001
A funny true story from Salon.com's TableTalk forums: A woman was walking with her young son, and she met a nun that she knew. The woman's son had curly blond hair, and therefore was frequently mistaken for a girl. The nun said to the boy, "Oh, I'd love to have your little girl curls." The boy said, "Would you like to have my big boy penis, too?" (The nun was amused.)
Funny Dubya pictures at the UBB: #1, #2.
Shockwave is a beautiful, beautiful thing. OH YEAH!
Wednesday, August 01, 2001
Plagiarism of www.crap, from the Brunching UBB:
· Heart-to-Ass Lyric Generator;
· Dance Dance Resurrection ("All our remixed songs have subliminal messages looped and reversed throughout the tune to promote wholesome thoughts... messages played within the songs include, 'Obey your parents', 'Donate to your Church', 'Gays will burn in Hell' and many more inspirational quotes.");
· Lap Dance,
· Pokemon in Chain Mail;
· Following the Chaps Man;
· My Cat Hates You;
· Ha Ha;
· A Picture of the Masculine Brain;
· Internet Anagram Server;
· Dress'm Up Dubya.
And you can look up the older posts here.
Beatrix Potter, as it turns out, may have taken the names of her characters from a local cemetary.
You know that your modeling career is at a low point when your pictures can be found on this site. Read the FOX news article here.
Loop Quotes. Credit: MCD.
Saturday, July 28, 2001
My favorite strip from Jake the Rake, "possibly the internet's only comic strip about polyamorous bisexuals!"
Political correctness be damned, I find this funny. Not to mention true.
A bit of a tiff, brought to us by the Brunching Shuttlecocks UBB. Also, Discourse unto the hand! 'Tis Shakespearean Jerry Springer. (Credit: MCD)
It's not really that funny. I'm linking it because the picture of Advice Bunny is cute.
Wednesday, July 25, 2001
Another weird picture of Tori Amos.
Artist Susan Narduli decorated an American Airlines airport terminal with images of nude men. People complained. "I've got to say, compared to what is on the newsstands on the airport, this is definitely very sensitively done," Narduli said.
Weeeeee! (Gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife...)
- early morning: -
I don't have any interest in canine menstruation, I just like the name of the product.
Pornolize.com is basically a spinoff of The Dialectizer. But it's amusing enough anyway. (Credit: the Brunching UBB)
It's not really that weird, but I'd like to point out that I've had several ICQ conversations with horny and/or illiterate idiots. I swear I don't usually type like that online (it's my 6'2" 38DD blond alter-ego talking).
All you need to know about auricular candles is this: never bring one within 100 feet of me. Thank you.
Wednesday, July 18, 2001
Just a little closer, bitch...
There's such a thing as too creative. (Other examples:
#483,
#953,
#157
#717
#1116
#946
#796.)
Tuesday, July 17, 2001
This color is called green. I hope that the shock wasn't too much and you were capable of identifying that yourself.
Just what I've always dreamed of. Although it should be note that those kinds of dreams tend to give me insomnia.
It's not really worth reading the entire article. I just like the concept of a "radical librarian."
Did you know that there was a Bureau of Engraving and Printing? I'm sure about five people work there.
Ducks are sooooo cool.
The return of Bob! It only took me two months... (Bob #1, Bob #2)
Saturday, July 14, 2001
Thanks, MCD: Cow falls through roof, hurts 1, Jesus Christ Superstore.
God, where do I start? Mary has some problems, and they're not helping her to find a husband any sooner. I don't have anything better to update with, so let me devote some space to things she says on the website:
-"I'd be happy to help the right man learn to be assertive, if he doesn't already know how to be so."
-"... I wouldn't be compatible with a man who needs to be into D&S fetish. The only bondage I'm into is mutual thralldom to the power of rational, committed love."
-"On any issue where a sacrifice has to be made by one of us, if I don't wish to be the one to make the sacrifice, I want my mate to be more than willing to give what needs to be given, hardly counting the cost, for my sake."
-"If you're my man, you don't get to go, if I don't want you to."
-"... If you have a pet, you'd have to give it up. I'd want all the attention (and when we're married, love and petting) that you'd give to your animal."
-"The man I seek would surrender his sexual psyche to me...you'd have to, if they were in your life, give up masturbation, pornography, sexual fantasy, and fetish."
-"A man who masturbates doesn't have enough control over his sexual impulses, and I'd have little confidence that he'd resist in an easy opportunity to be unfaithful."
-"I'd prefer that a man who masturbates be happily able to give it up for me without a chastity device. But, if a man who's interested in me wouldn't otherwise be able to not masturbate, I'd be willing to have him be in a chastity tube, and I'd hold the key for him. This is an option to which I wouldn't have been open in the past, and I mention it now only because it seems unlikely that I'll find a man who isn't addicted to masturbation. Here's a web address for a reasonably priced, very adequate chastity tube: http://chastytube.com..."
-"I've never met anyone as logical, practical, and rational as I am..."
Sunday, July 8, 2001
Do I really want to know? That mistake - and I'm pretty sure it's a mistake - is also in the print version of the Northern Virginia Verizon Yellow Pages, except instead of "Mushroom Growers" it's "Mushrooms."
Proof that Shrub is the missing link. (Credit: Sarah)
Thursday, July 5, 2001
I was browsing the Scary Squirrel World, and I found their ELIZA applet. I uploaded my conversation with ELIZA here.
The Basketcase. "Oh, there is a guy who writes to me all the time that said he had red hair. Anyway, this dude does space stuff. Alright, the dude I used to date had red hair too. I know two guys now with red hair and neither one of them is Ronald McDonald. That is a real bummer. I would be swimming in french fries. I hope what I just said wasn't offensive to anyone."
Friday, June 29, 2001
This page is too stupid.
Interview with the Search Engine is one of the funnier pages I've seen online recently.
In related weirdness, go to Ask.com and say/ask:
- Is Jeeves gay?
- What is deja vu?
- Fuck me ("suck me" also works)
- What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- Drink me?
(Credit: EggHeaven2000)
I have spent 34659753984768320236723696201 hours staring at my Drempels screensaver.
I hate the movie, but I still think leg lamps are cool.
Sunday, June 17, 2001
Oh dear.
The Spark's Gender Test.
It got over $200.
Friday, June 15, 2001
SCHOOL IS OUT!
Let me repeat that.
SCHOOL IS OUT!
The Truth About Sesame Street. Quite frankly, I wouldn't mind if these people were exterminated.
Look! Losers! "We are three of the baddest-assed witches in the 7th grade at Barrington Middle School in Barrington, IL."
Psycho Stalker From Hell. (Credit: Cruel.com)
Wednesday, June 6, 2001
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then it is yours. If it does not come back to you, hunt it down and kill it!"
- stolen from someone on IRC
Why the hell isn't Angelfire's FTP working? Argh.
Raven and I drew Deliah on last Friday in art. The colors got really screwed up; I might try to re-scan her sometime.
And then there's the weird guy, for lack of anything better to call him. He's just unique. We created him two Fridays ago.
"I see dumb people... They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dumb."
Some personal ads from the Washington Post, collected over the course of 2001.
Friday, June 1, 2001
Goose Clothes by Kathy. Check out the ladybug and nun costumes.
There's another marker collaboration with Raven that I'll scan in this weekend.
Tuesday, May 29, 2001
Matt gave me this address, which was given to him by MCD. In a colorful, kid-friendly format, it dispels some shamefully untrue myths, like the idea that the KKK burns crosses on black people's lawns. In the KKK's words, "this couldn't be further from the truth." You tell 'em, you cool racial supremacists!
Tuesday, May 22, 2001
"Arachibutyrophobia" is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth. Thanks, The Phobia List! (and thanks to MCD for the link)
And EGH provided this link: Mojo. It's not really that funny, it's just fascinating that anyone has that much time.
Art class collaborations with Raven: Hampton, the Cross-Dressing Vampiric Piglet (yesterday) and Marcel (today). With Hampton the black marker is mine and the brown marker is Raven's. With Marcel, I did all the "orange" (I swear it really was orange) on the head, and Raven did the arms, hair, choker, and bone piercing.
Friday, May 18, 2001
Nothing really weird this week, so I've resorted to plagiarizing Losers.org again. Behold: Asian Prince 213. "Why am I such a good lover? Here's one of the many reasons. Since I am very good with my hands, I am able to vibrate them. When I go out to clubs and show the ladies that I can vibrate my hands, they go crazy!" Um, when women run away, screaming in terror, they could probably be called "crazy," but I doubt it's a good thing. :P
Monday, May 14, 2001
Jesus must have been an excellent pitcher. Thanks to the www.crap section of the Brunching UBB.
OH DIE MENSCHLICHKEIT. Thanks, MCD.
The main flaw in this product is the simple fact that women regularly vacuum their breasts anyway!
Yes, Matt, now you have proof. :)
Saturday, May 05, 2001
Presenting Bob, my attempt at a cartoon. I've uploaded #1 and #2.
Last Saturday, Kia and MCD and I got to play around with Kia's webcam thingie. I'll put the extra frames (the ones not significant enough to get their own feature) on here.
Bad Taste, brought to you by The Institute of Official Cheer.
eBay item #1427964112: "These cute raccoons are just waiting to join your home! They are hand-painted with acrylic paints on tree fungus." (07/08/01 - I uploaded the picture of the item to here, since the eBay page will eventually expire.)
All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
Friday, April 27, 2001
More contributions from MCD: Kazuma Collection and Poke the Bunny.
Jesus.com. This guy lives in the northern Virginia suburbs... which is where the Brink people are located, as a matter of fact. But I don't think any of us are going to take a shower with him any time soon.
I was looking through a list of bands that have music videos hosted on some website. One of them was called "Fidel and the Castronauts."
Another weird baby name! "We've decided to name our little bundle of joy Gazebo, but we just can't think of a proper middle name." These people are taking suggestions for their kid's middle name. Honestly, I think they need all the help they can get.
Other fun pages that I found thanks to Losers.org:
- The Cascadia Naturist Association website contains "family-oriented nudity." It also contains cartoon bears with exposed genitalia. Ain't free speech great?
- Rubberburner.com. "I am Curry. A slim and handsome race car driver." That's not all he is.
- Pet Silvia. Uh, no comment.
- Walter's Special Mission. "HELLO MY NAME IS WALTER." His "special mission" is to get laid. A girl named Samantha agreed to have sex with him if his page got a million hits. Right now, it has 1,004,064 hits. Poor, poor Samantha.
It was Wednesday night, and AIM was on:
...
Janet: oh, good. now i get to study for my bio test.
Michelle: lol
Janet: make that, i fucking get to fucking study for my fucking bio test.
Michelle: Hehe, fuck is a great great wrod
Michelle: *word
Janet: yes it fucking is!
Michelle: Hehe
Janet: freak and frig and frick just do not compare.
Michelle: No, no. Fuck is a far better word
Michelle: And it's so versatile
Janet: abso-fucking-lutely.
Michelle: lol
Michelle: It can be a verb, an adjective, a noun, and an adverb if necessary
Janet: and probably a conjunction or preposition, if you're creative (aka drunk) enough.
Michelle: Hehe
Michelle: Yes, fuck can do anything.
Janet: he's like a superhero. fuckman!
Michelle: LOL!!!!
Janet: the adventures of fuckman!
Michelle: LOL!!! That rules
Janet: "fuckman and fuckwoman, after a long day of work battling evil villains, returned home to the fuckcave..."
Michelle: LoL
Michelle: "To the fuckmobile!"
Janet: "by day, he's a nerdy computer programmer... by night, he's FUCKMAN!"
Michelle: LoL
Michelle: "He doesnt' fight evil- he fucks it!"
Janet: "does a little old lady need help crossing the street? is a cat stuck in a tree? i think the little old lady and that cat need a fuck - fuckman, that is!"
Michelle: LoL!!!!
Michelle: I must go
Michelle: Peace : )
Janet: okay, goodnight. :)
I'm such a funny person.
Friday, April 20, 2001
Perhaps the Big Bird & Kermit mp3 should have been posted today instead of on the 17th. Oh well. You forgive me, don't you? Don't you? Don't you??
Every once in awhile, I get to sneer at someone and know that it's completely justified.
Wednesday, April 18, 2001
Je suis l'oeuf-homme. Ils sont les oeuf-hommes. Je suis le morse. Cucu kechieu.
Cracksite.cjb.net - Total Crack Cocain Resource. "....and we might even believe them if they hadn't spelled 'cocaine' wrong." - MCD
Also brought to my attention by the Beneficent and Most Merciful MCD: CYODC: Goofy Dubya Pic of the Day from the Brunching UBB.
Tuesday, April 17, 2001
"Today's letter is... joint." (1.2mb)
Fugly.net takes pictures of people from the internet, devotes a page to each picture, and on the page, rambles for awhile on some irrelevant topic. I think the rambles are supposed to insult the people whose pictures are on display. It doesn't matter much though, because - to put it delicately - the pictures speak for themselves.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Tuesday, April 10, 2001
This darling story was originally found in Maxim magazine. It was written by a fellow named Dave Itzkoff.
Also, check this little beauty out.
Has anyone found any good Dubya dance websites? If so, mail 'em to ShadowSinger8@aol.com. I might even thank you.
Anagrams for "Lieberman": eel rib man, main rebel, rib enamel.
Look! A weird picture of Tori Amos! (Yeah, like that's hard to accomplish. Take a look at A Dent In Tori's Ass for more.)
Monday, April 09, 2001
Sponsored by ClearTest, a product that fools drug tests, it's Pot Smoker of the Month.
Funny Moments on Film. Not that weird, but what the hell.
I need this shirt. In fact, everyone at the Brink needs this shirt. There are a lot of funny ones at Hot Topic's "Random Tees" section. Other highlights: this one and this one.
I love this site. See the ones I made here (Note: link is not, ahem, PG-rated).
Thursday, April 05, 2001
Men, I can tell you where all the good single women are... they're in jail.
"P.O.G.O.X" stands for "Passed Out Goths of [Insert City Here]."
Monday, April 02, 2001
I saw this site awhile ago, and was reminded of it for some ungodly reason today during class (the people who sit near me seem to wonder why I laugh for no reason, but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't want to know.) Divine Interventions, home of the Baby Jesus buttplug - http://www [dot] divine-interventions [dot] com.
Another cute website involving Jesus: Jesus Dress Up.
Saturday, March 31, 2001
On the topic of weird baby names (see 03/24/01), I just thought I'd remind everyone that Madonna's children are named Lourdes and Rocco. And her current husband is named Guy. And did I mention her name is Madonna?
The Daily Rotten (heck, all of Rotten.com) is funny in general, but I especially liked the 03.08.01 entry. Also, Rotten.com's [Expletive] of the Month has this picture, which has been floating around on the internet in various sources.
Saturday, March 24, 2001
A Virginia couple has one-upped Tori Amos, who named her daughter "Natashya Lórien Hawley." This couple named their child Blade Reznor Griggs. "Baby Blade" was conceived the day his parents went to a NIN concert. And - of course - he has his own web page.
"Don't F*** With the System." This is one of my favorite articles at TMB.
Thursday, March 22, 2001
Angry Kid rocks.
I was browsing Heartless Bitches International and found links to these under their "Sappy Site of the Week" feature. Partially weird, and partially stupid:
. Peter Pan, in search of his Tinkerbell (and a life).
. The Tantric Princess. "Having sought a marriage-minded, spiritual warrior who understands the mystical path of honoring the goddess, this tantric princess is ecstatic as he begins to inhale the essence of her yin spirit."
Monday, March 19, 2001
Don't you think Leonard Nimoy would make a great pop singer?
What do you mean, you don't? Well ha ha for you, because he tried it. Emphasis on "try." Scroll down a bit to find him in Sonicnet.com's "Hall of Shame" feature on actors turned singers (turned actors again). You can also hear a clip of William Shatner singing "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds." Just what you've always wanted, I'm sure.
Yahoo! Groups: origami-unleashed. (Originally this link led to a different web page, which had the content under discussion in this Yahoo! "group." I decided I should take the link out in case the page constituted, by Angelfire's definition, erotica. If you search for "Origami Underground" on google.com, you'll be able to find the page I originally linked to.)
Saturday, March 17, 2001
The Nightmare Before Christmas vs. NIN's "Closer." You'll never think of Santa Claus the same way again. Courtesy of Newgrounds.com's FDA - "F*** Dat Ass" - it's FDA Before Christmas.
Thursday, March 15, 2001
Take a look at this. Made for the most truly diehard of Hello Kitty fans. If that link doesn't work (it's AOL web restricted), it's been uploaded to here.
That's not all in the Sanrio department.
An old Penny Arcade cartoon.
Turn into a cabbage! This thought-provoking page gets right to the point in the introduction: "How many times have you stared mournfully into the coleslaw and thought to yourself 'Gee, I wish I was a cabbage'?"
Engrish.com. Make sure to go to the 07.02.00 entry under "Apparel."
I got this email recently, from "Roland H.T. Gunner <roland_gunner@gmx.net>." I have never met nor corresponded with a Mr. Gunner, and may I say, that's probably a good thing. Oddly enough, it was addressed to my email address - usually bulk email uses fake addresses. I knew it was definitely unsolicited when I clicked at the link on the bottom - a porn site, natch.
by Janet
go back to the BRINK.