I know these pics are late.... but who has the time and motivation to update this site when "American Idol" is on? All that talent, all of those contestants, all of those auditions, I'm on the edge of my seat. I wonder who will win? We're still waiting for the "cover band" category. I know we could pull off a mean cover of Barry White or James Ingram. Maybe Simon & friends would approve of our rendition of Lionel Ritchie's "Hello"? It couldn't be any worse than that guy from Miami who wouldn't leave. In fact, I dare to say that most of you who come out to see our shows are more talented than most of the contestants. My point is proven below.

Bettis Richardson Age: 19 South Beach, FL Aspiration: To be as famous as George Micheals... with having to be 'discovered' in an LA restroom Talent: His great sense of fashion, his sensitivity and the fact he can cry on cue. Experience: At 15 choreographed his high school play "Queer As Folk: The Musical"

Charles Grigsby Age: 24 Oberlin, OH Aspiration: Next Big Rap Artist Talent: Good Body/Gold Caps Experience: Former Drug Dealer/Real World Season 6 Runner-up

Julia DeMato Age: 22 Brookfield, CT Aspiration:To out-slut Christina Aguilera Talent: Her new breast implants Experience:Has sang at family parties since age 3. Has starred in few softcore films.

The Big EB Age: 23 Walden, NY Aspiration: Professional Fartist Talent:Has tasted over 30 different brands of beer. Experience:Attended over 20 Metallica concerts between 1991-2000. Sings "Brohymn" at the end of every WG show.

Ok....Ok!!! So maybe you can't sing "Wind Beneath My Wings" like Bette, but I know most of you can sing along to "Brohymn". That's gotta account for something.







Thanks to all who came out in early Jan to see us at The Downtown. You're all big stars in our book.

Shout Outs to: Dana,... Danno, Niss, Ed, Joe, The Big EB, Brother Bob, & Ashley,... Mike D & Rich from PTM,... Cathy H. & fiancee'... Erin, Mindy, & Jennie Lynn,... Gap'er Marc, Router, and Alfie,... From Florida, Supa Greg and Rob Decker,... Ehler's and his crew ... Karen & Jen,... McKay, his brother, and friends,... Melissa Eurich, & Puja, ... BJ, and Barbara...Al's cousin Gina....Rob & Alison.... The guy with that big hairy ass. Garvey, Paula & Melissa.


So enjoy the pics... with so many reality shows on, you'll never know when more might get posted.