MORE DECAYED BONES (LA) 17
AMERICA'S TEAM (BILLS) 34
The Bills drive down the field on the opening kickoff, using the no-huddle offense. James Lofton takes a swing pass 26 yards for a TD and in celebration, spikes the ball off the head of the beaten Raider cornerback. The Bills defense stuffs the Raider running attack throughout the game. Bruce Smith grabs Bo Jackson and flings him into a snow bank for a 10 yard loss. Smith then grabs O.J. Simpson's microphone and blurts, "Bo now knows SNOW!"
After the game, Jim Kelly brings in 1,000 footballs for the entire bills team to sign. "We dedicate this AFC Championship victory to our brave troops in the Gulf and I'm sending these footballs over there along with 500 Bills jerseys and 1,000,000 Buffalo-style chicken wings!"
WILD CELEBRATION:
20,000 loyal fans leave the goal posts standing and decide instead to enlist in the U.S. armed forces in a united show of support to our effort in the Gulf.
MARV'S MAXIMS:
"We invaded Normandy, tore down the Berlin Wall, blasted Bagdad and now blitzed the Raiders!"
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