JOE'S WORLD 34
MARV'S MAXIMS 28
MIGHTY JOE - As soon as Joe Montana was introduced to the crowd at Rich Stadium, he ran onto the field with his arms raised over his head in his famous touchdown salute. After 20 seconds of this, everyone became aware that something was drastically wrong with Joe - he couldn't put his arms down! He had that stupid Country Joe smile on his face and he kept on reaching up to the high-high heavens. When the Chiefs got their first possession of the ball, Joe went into the shot gun position with his hands held high over his helmet. The snap from center went right into his hands! With his arms stretched to the stars, Joe flung a 75-yard bomb for a touchdown. He played the entire game this way, throwing for 4 touchdowns and 385 yards!
HIT OF THE GAME - While the Bills were leaving the field for half time, Walt Corey is met in the tunnel by the right fist of Buddy Ryan. "You ain't gonna steal that Carolina Panther coaching job from me," screamed a foaming Ryan. "Stick with these bunch of losers!"
MARV'S MAXIMS - Before the game, Marv told his troops,"Montana may be great, but he's not the entire team. There are 46 other players over there on the other bench! They womped us good in KC earlier this year and they'll go it again Sunday if we don't get our lard asses in gear like they were in the second half of the Raiders game. If we don't take a firm stand against these fierce warriors, we'll get our Buffalo butts kicked all over the field. We have to get our heads out of our fannies and play smart football! We are one game from the big shooter and we can't let this Montanamania blind us from the big picture."
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