BILLS WILDCARD AGAINST MIAMI JAN. 98
BILLS INVADE MIAMI IN WILD GAME
BILLS 24
FISH 17
STRUTTING JIMMY
When introduced to the Miami crowd before the game, Jimmy Johnson pops out of the huge rubber dolphin at the far end of the stadium, sporting a white Elvis outfit studded with rhinestones. He slides and struts across the field like Andre Rison and puts his hand to his head like Deon Sanders. "I gotta walk the walk," he proclaims to the world. Then he brings out an electric guitar and belts out the tune "The Bills are going down!"
WADE'S WITTICISMS:
Wade wallows up to the podium and throws the microphone into the crowd of reporters. "You guys have harassed me all year! Now I have a chance to give it to you. Now I know why Marv finally retired. You rode him to the ground. I remember him telling you once, "You smash my creation with your relentless inflection, smothering at will my flame of expression. Words are your swords to team my pride; from their abuse there's nowhere to hide! The censorship of ideas cloaks my esteem. Your discerning criticisms pierce our dream. Sitting high upon your pedestal of disdain, you search for anything in which to complain. Pointing your finger at me, trying to put me to shame, you're actually hiding your faults, for you're the ones to blame!"
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