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CAU Crossdressing as usual
OP Orgys in the pool
CS Hard core Clefairy Sex

*Announcer*-
"When we last left our heroes, Ash and Misty, they were attending a grand party being held in honor of their friend Gary's marriage to one of Misty's sisters. (The one with blue hair, or was it the one with yellow hair? Oh, well. It doesn't really matter now, does it? They all sound the same and look the same. Besides, Gary's banging all three of 'em.) Misty sighed, "Oh, Ash, I'm always the last of my sisters to do anything. I wish I was getting married!"
"Well, Misty," Ash replied nervously, "I've been meaning to ask you something..."
What followed was a hideous song and dance number resulting in Ash's proposal to Misty! "Oh, M-I-S-T-Y I love you so! Will you marry me?" "Oh, Ash! Yes, of course!" "Great!" Ash exclaimed, "Now let's go tell our friend Professor Oak about our engagement!"
So, the two got in the car and headed for Pallet Town. Something seemed odd about this scenario, though. Maybe it was the fact that Ash proposed without ever having bedded Misty, maybe it was the reasoning in the situation, why didn't they just call Oak on the video phone? Why did they have to drive all the way to Pallet? (Because, silly, there would be no hole-filled plot for you enjoyment!) Or maybe it was just what your thinking, why the hell is a ten-year old driving a car? Anyway, the sky looked unseasonably cloudy, and as our two love-birds headed down the road, it began to rain...
"Ash, are you sure you can see? I can't believe it's raining this hard! Why don't you pull over." "Dammit, woman, get offa my back, I'm trying to drive!" Ash shouted. A loud bang interrupted Ash's ranting and Misty's raving. "Shit!" Ash exclaimed, "I think the tire blew-out!" "Well," Misty reasoned, "Just get the spare." "Oh," Ash laughed, "Duh, I knew I forgot something!" "Ash, you are a total Ass Hole." Misty said as she reached into her bag and pulled out the Togepi. She proceeded to beat her new fiancée over the head with the small egg pokemon until he said, "I'll just get out and go for help! I saw a scary looking castle back down the road that looked a helluva lot more inviting than you at the moment." "I don't think so," Misty retorted, "That might be another one of your whorehouses! I'm not about to let you go off and get laid by a girl clad in red leather and a dog-collar while I sit in this car and freeze my ass off. I'm going with." Ash sighed, "I'm never gonna rid myself of her now."
They stepped up to the castle door, singing all the way. "Ash, why are we singing right now?" "I don't know." They knocked on the door and a rather seedy looking Team Rocket agent answered the door. "Aaah, who the hell are you?" Misty shrieked. "Wh- what the hell kind of question is that? You're the one's knocking on the damn door! I'm James, and welcome to our little happy hut. *hee hee* We're having a party, why don't you come inside."
They stepped inside, they were greeted with the sounds of laughter and music. "It sounds like a good time." Ash remarked. "Yea," Misty replied, "but look at the furnishings in this place. I mean, eeew, who the hell is supposed to clean up around here? They do a terrible job." "Thanks a lot." came a voice from behind her, it was Jesse, the lowly little maid servant. "Oh, sorry." Misty apologized. "That's okay." Jesse said, "Who has time to clean when your busy banging everybody else in the castle?" "Is that what this is? I KNEW it was a whorehouse!" "No," Jesse said, "We're not that dysfunctional! It's just me and a couple other people sharing in daily sexual romps with each-other. You know, just normal stuff. Nothing THAT twisted."
"That's nice," Ash said, obviously preoccupied by the goings-on in the other room, "Can we join the party?" "Sure!" Jesse said, "but be warned, our friends aren't really what you'd call the 'norm'." "Oh, I know," Ash said, "You're all Team Rocket agents, that's cool." "No," Jesse replied, "We're having our annual 'Clefairy Lovers' Convention'." "Oh, how cute!" Misty exclaimed, "I love Clefairys!" "Not like we do." Jesse smirked.
"Come on, James, let's join the party." Jesse said as she opened two heavy doors to reveal...
"OH, GAWD!" "EEEW, THAT IS REVOLTING!" "I DIDN'T KNOW CLEFAIRYS COULD DO THAT!"
Overcoming their initial shock, Ash and Misty soon found themselves at home among the group of unconventional Team Rocket/Clefairy Sex-Fiends. "Well," Ash shuddered, "I'd never do this sort of thing, but whatever floats your boat, I guess." "Oh, come on!" James said, "You two are such prudes, this is fun." Misty sighed, "That coming from a guy having hot sex with a Clefairy?"
That wasn't as shocking as what was about to come, though. The "master" of the castle entered the room and silence fell.
"Oh, my god," Ash's jaw dropped, "It's a Transvestite Pikachu!" The Pikachu strutted towards the two new-comers. It was clad in a black corset and fishnets (who isn't in Chaka's stories?) it's eyes had a sort of conniving look in them. "Welcome to my humble abode." the Pikachu said, "I'm doctor Pik-N-Furter. Why don't you two come with me to the lab. But, first, strip down to your underwear." "What!?!" "No reason, I just like eye-candy." the flamboyant little Pikachu replied.
The whole entourage of party revelers walked up to the lab of doctor Pik-N-Furter, where they found him standing in front of a table, enshrouded in mystery, a dirty little smile on Pik-N-Furter's face. "In my never-ending quest for the perfect boner," Pik began, "I have been tampering with the very laws of nature, ignoring common sense and screwing with DNA and all that genetic stuff. (Not to mention myself, in my spare time.) Now, I present to you my new boy-toy!" "It's not a pokemon, like MewTwo, is it?" Ash inquired. "Shutup! Your spoiling the moment." Pik sniffed, "Besides, I'm too mature for pokemon. Though, I agree, MewTwo is pretty sexy, personally, I'm attracted to his ghetto-booty. It makes me hot." "*hee hee* me too..." Ash giggled. "NOW!" Pik-N-Furter exclaimed, "I present to you BROCKY! My newest sex toy!" "Omigod," Misty screamed, "he's alive!" The almost-naked-c'ept-for-his-undies creation stood up, took one look at Misty and said... "Hey, baby." Pik was furious, "You moron, you're supposed to be enamored with me! Not that scrawny little human!" "You expect me, being a healthy young male, to want to make out with you? Hell, no! Sorry guy, I don't swing that way." Brocky said flatly. Just then, Bill the Pokemaniac came racing into the laboratory on his motorcycle. "Hello, all! I've come for my girlfriend, where is she?" Cassidy came shrieking into the room, "Oh, Billy! I missed you so much!" The two embraced and Pik got furious. "Why does everyone insist on ruining the moment?" he yelled. Pik wielded an ax over his head and chased Bill the Pokemaniac around the lab. Finally catching up, he chopped him to bits and snickered, "That's better." "Why did you do that?" Cassidy shouted in anguish. "Yea," Ash said, "What was the point of that?" "Oh, well," Pik said, "Party's over, as for you, Brocky, you WILL entertain me and like it!" Pik remarked as he dragged Brocky off to his room.
Left alone with the three remaining hosts, Ash and Misty looked nervously around them, "Thanks for letting us stay tonight, it's awfully nice of you." "Yea, whatever," Jesse replied. The room was left in shambles, Brocky's horrified screams could be heard in the distance, and Cassidy was throwing a fit at the slightest mention of her deceased boyfriend. "Now what?" Misty questioned. "Well, me and Jesse are going off for some hot sex..." James replied, "You can just go and get ready for dinner."

Ash went off to the little boys room, Jesse and James did their thing, and Cassidy found a Clefairy and proceeded to justify her unrequited love. So Misty went exploring in the castle. Looking about her surroundings, she thought, "Wow, these people are weird." (Oh, what was your first clue?) She looked up, thinking she heard whimpering. She looked under a table, expecting to find Jesse and James pleasuring themselves. Instead, she found Brocky. "Oh, you poor guy," she soothed, "You must be scared out of you mind, here let me comfort you." Well, as if you didn't guess, they did more than just comfort each-other. Just then, Ash entered the room with our friend, Professor Oak! "Hey, Misty! Look who I found pounding on the front door! Misty?" Pik came in at the same moment, "Brocky! Brocky, where are you?" *GASP* Everyone stood staring at Misty and Brocky in the middle of the room, Misty sighing, "Oh, Brocky! Oh, BROCKY!" "What?!?" Ash exclaimed.
"Misty!"
"Brocky!"
"Proffessor Oak!"
"Ash!"
"Pik-N-Furter!"
"Misty!"
"Brocky!"
"Proffessor Oak!"
"Ash!"
"Pik-N-Furter!"
"Misty!"
"Brocky!"
"Proffessor Oak!"
"Ash!"
"Pik-N-Furter!"
Jesse and James walked in the room, this display made them burst into fits of uncontrollable laughter. "Ah, ha ha, dinners' ready! Hee hee!" Jesse laughed.
They all sat down to enjoy their dinner, Oak said to Pik, "The reason I'm here is about my nephew Bill the Pokemaniac..." At the sound of his name, Cassidy ran, sobbing, out of the dinner hall. "What the hell is her problem?" Oak asked. "Uh, Mister Monthly?!?" Pik replied, "Anyway, I'm sure I don't know where your nephew is." "Like hell you don't!" Ash shouted as he pulled the table cloth off the dining table, "Look, here's your nephew! Under the table and on our plates!" "You mean we're eating Bill?!" Oak stuttered, "He doesn't taste half-bad."

After dinner, Oak, Ash, Misty, Pik, Brocky, and Cassidy wanted to have a floor show. So they dressed in drag and put on their favorite Torch Style Ballads. They danced around until they got tired and dove into the swimming pool for an orgy. "This is so liberating, we never do this in my sisters' pool!" Misty said. Just when things were getting good and steamy, Jesse and James decided to crash the party. Packing a lot of heat, Jesse shouted, "This is what you get for not inviting us!" "Yea," James said, "We never get to have any fun." The two disgruntled TR agents went on a killing spree, sparing no one, not even Pik-N-Furter. "That's better..." James said with an exasperated sigh, "They never liked us much, anyway." "Now what, Jamie?" Jesse asked. "What do you think?" James said. The two exclaimed, "HOT SEX!"

*Announcer*-
"Well, that was a sordid tale, wasn't it? We learned from Pik-N-Furter the folly that our lives can become when consumed with the longing to be desired. We also learned from Ash and Misty that the darkness of evil lusty romance can conquer anyone. And Jesse and James taught us once again that life isn't any fun unless you toss in some hot sex now and then. So, in conclusion, live life to the fullest, and it seems yet again, that I'm the only one around here not getting any. Peace Out, and stay tuned, Pikachu's JukeBox is next!"

~El Fin~