Sure, the seizure kids and the kids who choke on pokeballs make the news, but what about those other less painful, but still damaging pokemon things that can leave a lasting imprint on a child(or, more specifically, me)?

Well, fear not! If you've ever wanted to hold a gun to a Safari Zone employees head, if you've gotten a gambling problem from the Celadon Gaming Center, or have Pokemon Yellow paranoia("Jesse and James don't want my pikachu! They want me dead!")you've come to the right place for empathy! If you're still normal from the games and TV show, well..you can just laugh at me. Everyone else does...**sniffle**

"Hello, my name is Zelda, and I have a gambling problem"

"Safari Zone: it's like a zoo, only it pisses me off!"