Ages:

Misty - 15

Ash - 15

Note #1: Sorry, not Brock in this one.

Note #2: You might like to know that I *tried* to make this funny.

Misty's unusual Morning #1

By KoalaKiller

Version: 1.01

It was early in the morning when Misty Hanada woke up from a good night sleep. As the young red-head trainer layed there still half asleep, when suddenly she realizes that something warm was on her chest and wondered what it was. As she slowly unzipped her sleeping bag, the girl was surprised to see Ash's Pikachu snoozing away on her well developed breasts. The young teen was wondering on how the hell he got into her sleeping bag, and on another note, where the hell was Togepi. She first thought that Ash was playing another joke on her, but looking over at the boy, she could tell he didn't put Pikachu there, because she could see Togepi sleeping soundly in Ash's arms.

Looking back down at the sleeping Pokemon, she decided Pikachu was getting to cosey and that she should wake him up by using her well developed lungs.

"PIKACHU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE!?!"

Hearing Misty's skrieking voice, the cute little pokemon slowly opened its eyes and looked up at the red-headed girl's face and smiled and winked.

"Pika, Pi, Pika" he said. (A.N: if you want to know what he said, you will have to email me :))

Sighing, she removed the yellow Pokemon its spot and put it beside her on the softed grass. Then the girl got out of her nice and warm sleeping bad and turned to wake up her fellow trainer/friend/future husband and once again, used those famous lungs of hers.

"ASHTON KETCHUM! GET YOUR LASY ASS OUT OF THAT DAMN SLEEPING BAG RIGHT NOW!!"

Moments later, Ash lets out a loud yawn and sits up and glares at his long time friend, while putting Togepi down besides his sleeping bag.

'Damn, must be that time of the month again' thought the boy, who was now wondering why Togepi was sleeping with him instead of his beloved Pikachu.

"Mmm, Morning Mist, I see you slept well" he said in a sweet voice.

"Oh shut up, and why in the living hell, is Pikachu sleeping in MY sleeping bag, huh?" she says this, with her hands on her hips.

"I don't know and don't care, but I'll ask him just for you!" Ash said in a tired voice, while rubbing his eyes.

"OK Pika pal, whats the story, why were you sleeping in the demon's sleeping bag?"

Misty gives him the finger, but Ash missed it.

"Pi pi chu pi pi pika kachu pika pi pika pi pikachu!" said the Pokemon, who had a big silly grin on its cute face.

As the Pokemon spoke to its long time trainer and friend, Misty was wondering what that pokemon was saying, since Ash was blushing more and more until the Pokemon had stopped talking.

"So, what did he say?" demanded the red-head.

"Err, um, he said, well, uh, he enjoys, err, laying and..." 'Oh damn I don't want to say this' Ash thought, "and, oh bugger it! To be blunt, He likes your breasts!" when he finished, he put his head in his hands and wondered were the hell he went wrong with his first Pokemon.

Misty didn't know what to say to this at first, but moments later her face reddened and she pulled out her trusty Mallet, stood up slowly and...

*WHAMO*!!!

...smashes her mallet into the perverted Pokemon, which sent him flying a few 100 feet away from the camp site. After seeing Pikachu had hit the ground safely, the red-headed girl turned around and faced the young man infront of her and started to, well you know, use those lungs again.

"Ash!! what have you been teaching that Pokemon of yours, are you a pervert too, I bet you are, all males are perverts, even male Pokemon." the girl then stepped yelling when she saw that the boy wasn't listening(he had learned how to tune her out), so she gave a 'Hpmh' and desided to take a quick dip in the nearby river and wash up before breakfast, and also to make sure Pikachu didn't do anything else to her while she slept. So picking up her backpack, the young red-head stalked off, leaving the dark-haired boy alone, which only his thoughts.

After realizing that Misty wasn't shouting at him anymore and had walked off somewhere. So he decided to look around and see what happened to Pikachu. At first he couldn't see him, but moments later he could he afew 'Pika's not too far away from camp. Now knowing that his Pokemon had survied Misty's wrath, his mind turned back to the beautiful red-head trainer.

'Mmmm, Pikachu is one lucky bastard, I would do just about anything to be able to put my head on Misty's soft, warm, breasts, Mmmmm'. He kept thinking on those lines for next minute of so until he felt something land on his head. He knew straight away it was Pikachu, so he didn't worry at all, but he was now wondering were Misty was up too, so standing up with Pikachu still on his head, the boy started to walk in the direction that he thought Misty went, but as he left their camp site, he failed to notice that Misty's backpack was gone.

Down at the small river, Misty by now had stripped down to her pink bra and blue panties and was just sitting there, on the river bed and started enjoying the feel of the cold water on her smooth skin. While she sat there, she was still fuming on what Pikachu had said earlier, and she was wondering on 'how' this happened. Since she was so deep in thought, the beautiful red-head didn't hear Ash walk through some nearby bushes, but she 'did' hear him when she heard a yelp and a soft 'thud' behind her. As she sprun to her feet and spun around, she was surprised to see Ash sitting on the grass, with Pikachu on his head(Misty also noted that she could have sorn that the Pokemon had a big smile on his face). After a few moments of deadly silence, Misty realized that she was only wearimg her bra and panties, so doing the only thing that came to mine, she pulled out her mallet again and gave out her war cry and charged the boy and his Pokemon. Hearing this(he has heard this sound many times before), Ash sprun to his feet and made a mad dash for his life, with his faithful Pokemon, Pikachu, still on his head(Who was still smiling like a damn idiot).

As the two run through the forest, dodges trees and bushes, they had somehow ended up back at the camp site and that was as far as Ash got, because the poor boy had tripped on his own sleeping bag, and nearly had squeshed poor Togepi flat as well(The pokemon had fallen asleep again). Misty, who wasn't that far behind, saw her target(s) on the ground and helpless, but when she was only meters away from her prey, she suddenly tripped on her own sleeping bag and fell right on top of Ash, who had turned around in time to get a mouth full of Misty's lovely chest. As the boy layed there, enjoying the feeling of Misty's breasts been pressed against his face. Before MIsty could get off the dazed boy, Ash decided to take the bull by the balls and do something that he really shouldn't do. He quickly stuck out his tongue and licked her chest with all his might(later on, he found out from Misty that he had licked her left breast) and then he waited for his painful death. Misty on the other hand, was conpletely and totally shocked to her bones when she felt Ash do that, but for some reason she had enjoyed it, no, loved it.

After around 10 seconds of silence, Misty had finally gotton off him and was now glaring down at him with her mallet back in hand. Seeing this, the boy gulped and closed his eyes tightly and waited for the pain to begin. But after a few moments, no pain came but only the sound of something 'else' being hit, which he guessed was Pikachu, and again he waited for the pain but got none. As he slowly opened his eyes, he saw that Misty had dropped the Mallet and was now smiling down at him, and he didn't like way she was smiling one little bit. He was about to ask her why she hadn't hit him into next Tuesday, when the girl had suddenly bent down and started to kiss him 'hard' on the lips(with tongue included). Ash was totally blown away by this move, and when Misty finally broken the long kiss, she whispered something into his ear. The boy's eyes widen for a moment before a big silly grin crossed his face, and he pulled Misty back down and started to kiss her as hard as she did and shortly after started to...

2 hours later...

"So Ash, how long do you think we have left until we reach you home town?" asked Misty, who was fully dressed now.

"Hmmm, I think we are around an hour away, why do you ask?"

"Oh, no reason really, I just feel alittle tried, thats all." said Misty, with a grin.

"Ooooh, hehe, you better then get some rest when we get to my place, so that we can have some more fun later tonight!"

Misty giggled, while Pikachu only rolled his eyes and thought.

'Hmph, damn horny teenagers, I wish I was human'.

And with that, the 2 teens and 2 Pokemon continue on towards the town of Pallet.

End.

Author's Notes:

Err, not much so say, other then I hope you found some of that funny.

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