By Sailor P-chan

The next chapter of our story begins with James and Brock cooking food for everyone. Or rather, cooking their food and burning everyone else's. Except for Togepi. They aren't *that* mean.

Everyone gets their food, and they're wondering just why they have brown rice and James, Brock, and Togepi have white rice.

James already thought of an answer.

"We ran out."

Everyone accepts this.

James and Brock pratically inhale theirs, knowing that when they found out... it might be their last meal. If they gave me burned rice I'd be mad too.

"What did you say?"

Nothing.

And right before Jessie puts it in her mouth, she looks at it a bit more carefully.

"Is it just me or does this rice look more black than brown?"

Ash had already eaten his and, well, he didn't have the most pleasant look on his face.

In fact, he looked like he was choking... actually, I think he is choking!

And Misty has to go and do the heimlich manuever. And, after she's done, Ash is on the ground with swirly eyes.

Misty and Jessie give Brock and James death glares.

Sorry, but everything done next has been cut out for the weak in the stomach.

We come back and Brock and James are, to put it mildly, 'severely injured' and in a heap.

"That's what they get for giving us that."

I never disagreed.

"Just making my point."

"Do you still hate me? You seem to not be against me as much as before..."

Oh, you'll see!

"Oh no. That can't be good."

After a few hours of getting everything put away and waiting for Ash, Brock, and James to get up, their all set and ready to go search for Zapdos. And they are walking down that conveniant path.

"Yeah! I'm finally gonna get Zapdos!"

"Shut up! She's plotting against me! It's a conspiracy!"

Not too far off...

"She's trying to kill me!"

Now why would I kill you? You're too much fun!

"Jusht shut up." Brock seems to be missing a few teeth.

"If you two keep fighting I'll... I'll... well, I'll do something."

Ash is walking with an arrogant look on his face, Misty looks like a dog about to be put to sleep, Jessie looks like she'll kill the next person who talks, Pikachu looks just as happy as Ash, Togepi is wondering why his (her?) master looks so scared, and Brock and James are limping.

When out of nowhere at all, there is a crash of thunder and a brilliant flash of light, a figure appears... hey! That sounds like a song!

The narrator (i.e. me) start singing She's Got the Power from Sailor Moon. I sound like a cat (that can't talk) singing.

A crash of thunder, a brilliant flash of light! A battle has begun and only one will win the fight! Danger in the air, destroying everything in -

"Shut up and introduce me!"

Fine.

The figure walks out of the dust, and we see that there is a dropdead gorgeous teenager with *many* Jigglypuff clothes, accessories, etc. Her hair is a dark green, with a very, ummmmm, unique hairstyle.

"Hey!"

It's got two meatballs on top, with the strands that come down pulled around to the back, and then put in a bun, with the rest hanging to her knees.

As for the Jigglypuffs, they were everywhere. She has one big Jigglypuff on her white midriff shirt, with about five on each side of it. Her bell-bottom jeans are covered with various Jigglypuff iron-ons. She has a Jigglypuff watch, Poké Balls that were painted to look like little Jigglypuffs, bows on her hair buns with Jigglypuffs on them, and she had Jigglypuffs on her shoes. And this has nothing to do with Jigglypuffs or anything that's Pokémon, but she has a picture of animated Beatles with a yellow submarine behind them on the back of her shirt.

She looked to be about 15.

Oh yeah, and when I said dropdead gorgeous, I almost literally meant it. Brock had passed out and was drooling.

"What's with him?"

"Forget that! I want to know who you are right now! I'm already in danger in this story."

"Well, my name's Katrina and I'm the author's best friend!"

Misty looked like she was going to die.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ha ha!

Misty was down on her knee's crying with Katrina looking very confused.

"What's with her?"

Oh, me and Misty have had some little fights.

"Little? I don't think that would be considered little."

Shut up Ash. And Misty! We're both a lot alike!

Misty gets this surprsed look on her face and promptly faints.

"Ohhhhh-kaaaaaayyy..."

You have to help! Please!

"Uhhhhh.. ok."

Yay!

"Okay. I'm apparantly going to be in this so I need to know everyone!"

"I'm Ash. She's Misty and that's Brock."

"What's with him?"

"He goes crazy for practically every girl he sees."

"So he'd want to go out with me?"

"You *don't* want to go out with him. Trust me."

"Darn."

"Pika pika chu!"

"I can see that, Captain Obvious."

"You understood him?"

"Yeah! I understand all Pokémon!"

"Cool!"

Jessie and Meowth are getting annoyed that they're being ignored. James still aches everywhere, so he could care less.

"Hey! What about us!?"

"Oh sorry! But I already know who you are! You're Jessie, you're James, and you're a talking Meowth."

"How did ya know dat?"

"The author's my friend, and she told me."

"Oh."

"Now that we've been introduced I need to ask you something."

Everyone (that can talk) says "What?"

"Have you seen one of my Jigglypuffs? She wandered off and can't sing so I'm afraid she's gonna be hurt."

A Jigglypuff with a red bow comes bounding on to the scene and lands on Katrina's head.

"Hi! I just asked if they saw Jigglypuff!"

"Jig-ly-puff!"

"Actually we have seen a Jigglypuff that can't sing. But she can now!" Ash responds.

"She can? That's great! Where is she now?"

"I have no idea."

"You're a lot of help."

"She comes and goes. We'll probably see her again."

Misty gets up and has swirly eyes.

"I'm not going to survive this story. I don't have a chance."

"Come on!" Katrina says dripping with sarcasm "It's not like we're gonna hurt you or anything."

You will never overcome us! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Misty has a look of pure horror on her face.

"Please don't hurt me!"

Jigglypuff is confused, Togepi is scared that her trainer is going to be killed, and Ash, Jessie, Pikachu, and Meowth are laughing their heads off. James would be, as would Brock, but James isn't capable of it at the time and Brock is unconscious.

Katrina just has an evil look on her face.

"Are you going to be with us the whole time?" Misty says meekly.

"I sure am!"

Ash manages to stop laughing and says "What Pokémon do you have? We should know."

"I have 14 Jigglypuffs, a Sandshrew, a Shellder, and a Growlithe."

"14 Jigglypuffs?"

"I *love* Jigglypuffs! They are so cute!"

"Jiggly puff puff!"

"So why are you two so against Misty?"

I dunno.

"I dunno."

Everyone has managed to stop laughing by this time.

"You want to have a Pokémon match?"

"That was sudden."

"Well..."

"But I definately accept!"

"Great! Pikachu g-"

"Don't do it! She'll kill us all!"

"No she won't. Just you! Pikachu go!"

"Go Jigglypuff!"

"Jiggly!"

"Pika!"

"Sing!"

"Thundershock!"

Somehow, even though it was being severely thundershocked, Jigglypuff managed to get it's sing through. And the short battle ends with a tie. Pikachu, asleep. Jigglypuff, fried.

Ash says "Did she kill me?"

"She will! I know it!"

Why don't we stop this fighting until next chapter?

"Yeah! By then I'll be long gone!"

"No way! You're staying right here!"

And so, this chapter ends. With another friend (well, not to Misty) on the team. And again, next to nothing has happened. Maybe next chapter? Until then, be seein' ya!

That was not self-insertion, that was best-friend-insertion! That is intended to be her, just with new clothes, hairstyle, etc. And she's a bit older and looks different. But she has the same likes and dislikes. And I changed her name to protect her. Can someone tell me who I'm protecting her from? And the Beatles and the Yellow Submarine are all owned by other people. And Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Takeuchi. Not me. I'm poor. If you sue, you'll get my lunch money. And wouldn't that make you feel bad, taking a kid's lunch money? I'm already sick as it is! I think my friend hit me over the head a few too many times... And again - nice feedback = good; flames = bad.