Yes, here it is, ladies and gentlemen, my piddly collection of pictures that looked a bit bad at the time and even worse out of context! With some of them though, you'll have to use your imagination. The imagination is what made me edit that big picture directly overhead, turning something innocent and banal into an orgy aftermath(even though everyone's fully dressed with their hair still neatly in place...)

If this doesn't say "Thunder-shock me, sexy raichu!" I don't know what does!

Except maybe this...

This is dirty somehow...

It's all smiles for orgy time! Whoo-whoo!

James sure is happy to see someone...

That is one strange hickey...

This is bad on so many levels...

No, they weren't doing anything! Just...uh...capturing pokemon! Heh heh...

Jesse, fix your jacket!

And because I'm shameless and unoriginal...Let's all take a few more cheap shots at this one! [Insert your own perverse thought here]

"...put your hands on your hips/And pull your knees in tight/And do the pelivc thrust/Until it drives you insane/Let's do the Time Warp again!"

Yikes! What's he doing to her...uh...hair?

Okay, look closely. You can't tell me nothing's going on here...

Reach out and touch someone...

Same comment as before...No means no, James...

Looks like someone's found a new appreciation for the arts...boob grab!

It's a porn-a-palooza! Meowth is a cruel master, who enjoys torturing his subs...and Jesse doesn't look like a very happy sub...Meowth doesn't seem to have much luck with subs, in fact...his are always so surly!

Now this was a great find for me...so great that I'll even link it back to the person who made it! Man, if I were Jesse, I would've worn the biggest codpiece I could find as soon as the opportunity came up(pun not intended)...

Uh-oh...looks like James and Meowth just got kicked out of the closet...and Jesse looks none too happy about it...

But that won't keep them from trying to "stay warm" on those long, lonely nights!

I'm thinking of a number between 68 and 70!

Okay, J+J are definately way too excited about this plan...

Group hug! And I think James' arm is actually under Jess' jacket in this one. I left it big so you won't go blind trying to prove me right/wrong!

That little boy seems very happy...perhaps a bit toohappy...

Now, grabbing each other is one thing, but now James has stooped to staring at her boobs!

There's a word for this type of picture...eww! Get James and Meowth a Kleenex!!

Looks like Jesse's giving James the "hungry eye..." And Koffing's giving Ekans the hungry eye too. Aww...

Look how happy Team Rocket is. Look where all of their hands are. Coincidence? I think not!

This was sent in by a fan(forgot who, sorry. Zelda has a very bad memory) This is what they put on Burger King trading cards that they give to our children! Dirtiness!

They're naked. They're both naked. And they're with Meowth. And this is James' Cystal Onix fantasy. God help us all...

Just friends my lack of ingenuity! Look at this, people!! Look at the depravity!(and thanks to the two people who sent me this!) So disturbing to me that I used it twice...

In which we learn that Misty and Jesse aren't yaoi fans...or they're both jealous.

These are for the Palletshippers, who turned me to their ways!

There are two types of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts...but only one type who wears a pink Hawaiian shirt!

Of course Ash and Gary are meant to be...look at how confused this woman's considerable assets have left poor Ashy-boy...

But aren't we getting a bit too conventional? Yes! Bring out the poke-porn!

"Ekans, bad pokemon!"

Awww...come on, baby light my fire! It looks like Charizard and Magmar have finally found what really matters: love. Isn't it beautiful?

Who cares who gets to keep Togepi! A better question is: who hasn't slept with him?

Togepi sure gets around..egg-humpin'! I actually find J+J without gloves(especially Jesse)far more disturbing...it's just not right!!

Uh-oh...James has found a new love, and Brock's trying to move in on his territory!(meowth fight, meowth fight!)

And speaking of Brock, it looks like Ash'll be really sad to see this special friend go...Brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

Ewww!! Meowth just slipped snorlax the tongue!

And this is what Meowth apparently fantasizes about...god help us all.

Purity sent us this picture! Now, the rest of you should all strive to be such devoted fans! ^_^ Now here's a new one for the Starr report...

And every anime fan's favorite: tentacle porn, courtesy of Psypoke(who don't know I took it...shhhh!)

This one I helped myself to...(if you haven't ratted on me yet, please don't now...) Look, Jesse's breasts are angry that James is still asleep...

Look what Team Pidgeot sent us! Dirty mangas! Whoo-whoo!

Okay, fine. So it's not what you expected. Still...her hand is on his ass!! No wonder they canceled the series...(no wonder Jesse's knocked up by the end of it...)

One day I said to myself, "You know, Surf's Up, Pikachu should be more like Buffy the Vampire Slayer: less talk and more soft core porn!" Wait, no...that's what I said about Dawson's Creek. Still, if I had said that, it looks like I would've gotten my wish!