Well, one day, I wrote a fic in which Jesse and James explained the secret of their pokemon's evolution: they'd been stealing rare candy from the Team Rocket break room for months.

Which prompted the twerply question, "What does rare candy do to humans?"

Apparently it makes them damned horny...uncontrollably so.

You see, kids, in my demented little mind, rare candy's a bit like ecstacy only it won't drain your spinal fluid or leave you really depressed two days later.(Don't do drugs!)

And then, when I decided I was too lazy to keep sending my fics to other sites, I decided to make one. They told me I was a fool to build it, but I built it anyway.

It had a theme, but then I decided I didn't really want to update, much less put thought into a page.