Welcome to My YKYLZTMW section! It's a large and unnessicary list of ways to know you love Zel a little too much (Like me) Well here's the list.. My comments are in parenthesis. ...I spelled that wrong, didn't I?

You begin to study the art of gene splicing..

Maybe you can make a Zel of your own... (Curses! I've tried, but there just don't seem to be any golems or Mazoku around these days....)

You don't find lavender hair odd at all.

You don't find blue skin odd either.

You smother your hair in hairspray, in attempt to make it stiff like Zelly's.

You succeed.

You attempt to use the Ra Tilt on your Italian teacher when she fails you.

And you can.

The amount of coffee and tea in your diet increases drastically.

People give you a funny look when you comment on that "cute" rock.

People give you a funnier look when you walk around in a long cape.

People simply crack up laughing at you when they see your new haircut (which happens to be the same as Zels).

It's not unusual for you to attempt to kill your grandfather.. (or great grandfather..)

You wonder why you can't master shamanist magic.

You can't read your Science notes... they're covered in Zel doodles.

You begin give inatimate objects Slayers-related names. Example: Apple of Justice.

For no reason at all, you accuse your innocent (or so he says...) grandfather of being your great-grandfather as well!

You name everything that's cute "Zel", or "Zelly."

You begin to create strange Zelgadiss songs.. (Like Katie-chan)

You find a way to bring Zel into every conversation you have, even if you're not talking about him. (Ex: "How did you do on you're math test?" "I got a 50... Zel is so cute!")

Hot Pot before roast beef any day!

You ask the librarian if you can take out the Clair-Bible.

You get into stupid fights, believing no one can harm you without the sword of light.

You go look at boring sculptures at the museum, hoping to find the OriHalcon statue.

You wear large hoods to cover your face whenever entering large cities.

You accuse people of being "copies."

Thanks to Zelgad3000@aol.com for these:

You carry a sword with a red gem on the top around where ever you go.

You super glue pebbles to your face and claim to be his girlfriend.

You mutter the chants for "Ra-Tilt" when ever you see someone who wears alot of red.

You try to cast "The Laguna Blade" when Amelia comes on the screen. I have nothing aginst amelia, but we can't let her have our Zel. *pulls out ax and puts on black mask* Now can we?

You have pics of him in a black speedo. (I have some of those...)

And Thank you to otako.com@worldnet.att.net for these!

1) Your room is an alter for Zelgadis.

2) You have many pictures of Zelgadis.

3) You say that Zelgadis is your boyfriend.

4) You have a picture frame that says "My Boyfriend" and a Zelgadis picture is in the frame.

5) You have a dream with Zelgadis and you together. (Eh hehehehe....)

Thanks so much to Reve and Autel ( aquis@ex-pressnet.com ) for the following E-mail!!

I've got one! You know you're obsessed with Zelgadis when you make up an A to Z List of places you can make out with him. P.S.: Me and a friend actually DID this. Attached is the list. n_n

Atrium

Bathroom

Counter

Desk

Expensive hotel room

Foyer

Garden

Hiden room

Inside the walk-in closet

Jacuzzi

Kitchen

Linolium floor

Movie theater

New car

Ocean front

Poster bed

Quiet (not for long) side room

Rose-petaled bed

Shower

Table

Untidy room

V.R.

Wall

X-mas tree (under)

Your room

Zero-G

Thanks to gensav@libero.it for these! ^_^

1)I think about him every day and I dream about him every night.

2)I often call his name while I'm sleeping.

3)Every time I hear his voice it gives me the shivers.

4)I replaced the illustrations of my history's book with Zel's picture to study more. (Study more Zel? ^__^ )

5)When I 'm sad or I have a rough time if I only think about him I can't refrain to tears because I wish he could be here to help and comfort me.

6)When my brother -looking at Zel's poster on my bed-asked me:"Who or what is this blue fellow?"I manhandled him. (Yes, that's it! Attack everyone who insults Zel in the slightest way!)

7)I would really like to make out with Zel wherever and whenever he would ask me to. (I think every girl would..)

Thanks sooo much to everyone who sent in! If anyone has anymore, mail them to me! (My address is on the mail me page, k? It's not that hard to find...)