Everyone seems to think Zelgadiss should be with someone else in the show... Well, I have opinions on that too! As an obsessive fan, I think I have the right to! Anyway, here are my opinions on Zel coupledom.. Don't take anythink to seriously, okay! Seriously! Have fun!
Zel and Lina: Alright... I know a lot of people out there love this couple, but I can’t really understand why.. I hate it. I mean, Seriously! I hate it, hate it, hate it! First of all, Lina is so totally taken by Gourry, and if you can’t see this, there’s seriously something wrong with you. But, even if she wasn’t, they would NOT be a good couple. Lina needs someone she can boss around, and someone she can eat like a pig with. Gourry is both of these things. Zel is neither. Zel is NOT the type to be bossed around, and he eats practically nothing. Lina and Zel are good friends, that’s all. They’ve never showed signs of being anything more than that, except that one time in TRY when Zel said Lina was cute.. but seriously! I know that all of you have told someone of the opposite sex that they’re cute in a friendly way! It doesn’t mean you’re in love with them!
Waii! Lina (linainverse17@animeone.com) sent me her opinion on LxZ coupling! Here it is!
I know there are flaws but there are pros to this couple. (Maybe part of it is the fact that I dont want to see Zel with Amelia) I think
that originally it seemed that Zel might have a thing for Lina, I agree with it
because when Lina isn't being silly she and Zel both seem to connect, I guess
that's more of a friends kind of thing but he has saved her countless times, and
she was the first person to make him laugh, she also never judged him but Amelia
did at first. They were also paired together at Mount Coronay(try), and they
looked cute together. And they are very much alike, both are stubborn but not
stupid, so if there were any arguements they wouldn't last long. They also care
for each other a lot. Zel thinks of Amelia as a little sister until that
horrible ending in Try. Well I am sure that I have more reasons, but at the time I
can't think of them so i guess that is my opinion, thanx for listening.
Zel and Gourry: Alright. First of all, Gourry is Lina’s. Second of all, Gourry is not gay. And third of all, neither is Zel. This just wouldn’t work. Besides, Gourry is waaaay to stupid for Zel. Zel’d just end up getting mad every time they tried to have a decent conversation. I mean, sure, I know that it’s really cute when they hang all over each other when something bad happens, and I think that should keep happening! But a serious relationship! Naaah.
Zel and Amelia: I used to really hate Amelia. I don’t anymore. Actually, I kind of like her. In the same way I like Martina. And seriously here, I’m not Zel and Xellos: I think we all want to see this. Zelgadiss is certainly not homosexual, but Xellos.. Well, you really can’t be sure.. It’s probably a secret. But that doesn’t matter, I’d still REALLY love to see them together. I mean, Xellos and Zelgadiss! Coolness! Xellos is constantly annoying Zel, and Zel is constantly getting mad at Xellos.. they’re so fun to watch! I mean, how many times has Zelgadiss lifted Xel up by the collar and started yelling at him! It would be a love/hate relationship, only Zel really DOES hate him.. I know it would never work, but we can still hope...
Zel and Valgarv: They actually don’t talk that much throughout the series.. I mean, Val tries to kill Zelgadiss, but not Zelgadiss in particular. He tries Zel and Filia: Zel and Filia seem to get along very nicely. They never fight, and he often has nice, intelligent conversations with her. Zel even mentions that “if Filia were here, she would have a cup of tea”, when he’s in a bad situation. This couple could definitely work.... But I don’t like it. I mean, seriously! They’re no fun to watch. They don’t really... well... I don’t know. Lina and Gourry, they’re fun to watch, with Lina constantly beating him up and all... But Filia and Zel? It could work, but it’s boring. For me, at least.
Zel and Nahga: I don’t think he’d be able to handle the large size of her breasts. Case closed.
Zel and Martina: Like I said before, I like Martina a lot... But with Zel? It’s fun to watch her hang all over guys, but now she’s married to Zangulus, so she really can’t be with anyone else.. If she was still single, though, it would be amusing to watch Zel make faces while she hung all over him.
Zel and Shiefiell: I like Slayers a lot. I like almost every character in the show. Shiefiell is the exception. She’s so extrordinarily dull and annoying and wimpy that’s it’s not even funny. I mean, seriously, here. Besides, she’d probably be too hung up with Gourry to pay attention to Zel. Even if she wasn’t, though, this couple would still be really, really lame. No way it’s happening.
Zel and Zangulus: Like with Valgarv, they never really get to know each other that well. And besides, he’s a married man, and he doesn’t seem gay at all. Though his infatuation with Gourry gets me suspicious...
Zel and Jirasu: Jirasu is actually one of my favorite characters! He's so cute, and I love his obsession with gun powder! But him as Zel as a couple? That's just scary.
Zel and Rezo: Alright, this family is already messed up as it is. Let’s not mess it up even more, okay?
Zel and Vrumegun: Vrumegun is monotonous and annoying. The only thing good about him is his nose. I hate him. Not as much as I hate Shiefiell, however. He doesn’t even come close, because I really, really hate Shiefiell. But, back to coupling him of with Zel: It wouldn’t work. Zel’s pessimistic Zel and Gaav: Is Gaav gay? I mean, I know that when he killed Val, he was picking him up to stab him, but the way he held him against his chest like that gave me second thoughts. But besides that, Gaav is way to stubborn for Zel to put up with. And he’s dead.
Zel and Fibby-chan: O.o Um... He’s dead too. And, he takes the body of a small, spandex-clad boy. That’s sort of scary. Even if it wasn’t, Zel hated Fibby. He’s just waaay to evil and stuff for Zel’s taste. It would never work, but if it was going to, Fibby would have to do something about that body. And possibly the spandex, too.
Zel and Shabranigdo: Um... Yeah. Shabby-sama is a little big, don’t you think? It would never work. And even if they could make Shabranigdo smaller, well, Zel was trying to kill Shabby along with everyone else. He never liked him, never mind a relationship Zel and Darkstar: It’s impossible for this to work, mainly due to the fact that Darkstar is a large mass of pulsating black energy with really big claws. Oh, yeah, and he’s evil.
Well, those are my thoughts on Zels relationships with every main character that I can think of.. If you want to critisize me, yell at me, compliment me, or send me your ideas, mail them to me at Lisiechan@dragonslave.com.. I'll put them up here, seriously!
WARNING! Contains very, VERY minor SLAYERS NEXT/TRY Spoilers!
being sarcastic! Martina is one of my favorite characters. I’m seriously serious, I don’t know why everyone hates her! But even if I do like Amelia, it doesn’t mean she should be with Zel.. I mean.. She’s a little immature for him right now. But, I think she really does like him a lot.. And he even seems to like her. Like those times he saved her, how upset he was when he thought she died, and those few times she made him blush... They’re a cute couple, and once Amelia does some growing up, it could work.
to kill everyone. They never really get to know each other or anything. If they got to know each other more, maybe this would be a better couple.. Who knows? I don’t really care for these two being together, and that’s that. Seriously!
attitude mixed with Vrummie’s extraordinarily lame one would be, well, seriously boring.
with him.
