Gilligan & The Seven Deadly SinsI found this on MIT's website. They're the college for smart people. And this is what they do with their spare time. The next time you call somebody stupid, think about that.The seven deadly sins are: Pride, Envy, Lust, Greed, Sloth, Gluttony and Anger. The cast of Gilligan's Island represents these sins.
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The Professor
He is pride. Any man who can make that much crap on a deserted island probably should be concieted, but that doesn't make it okay. He never could fix that damn boat. |
Maryann
She is envy. She tried to be as slutty as she could be, but everyone knows that Ginger was the most popular one there. However, a nationwide survey of college students a few years ago revealed that Mary Ann was voted the most likely to have 'done it' on the island. |
Ginger
She is lust. If you watch the show very carefully, it's pretty obvious that she was going after the Professor AND Gilligan. What a whore. |
The Millionare
Not to be too obvious, but he is greed. What kind of person takes a trunk full of money on a three-hour cruise? Definately the most obvious sinner. |
The Millionare's Wife
She is sloth. Can anybody honestly name one damned thing she did for anyone while they were on the island. Honestly!!?? What a waste of space. |
The Skipper
He is anger AND gluttony. How evil. The skipper is not only the fatest guy there, but he can't go five minutes without hitting Gilligan over the head with his hat. He deserves double sinnage if anyone does. |
Gilligan
One person is left, and we have no more sins. That's because Gilligan is the devil. Think about it. Who keeps them on the damned island for eternity? The devil. The island is named for him. Definately Satan. |
