Martians on the Moon II
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The Martians Figure it Out
The Martians have figured out how to control people's minds. Using a ham and cheese sandwhich, and yams, mind conrol is possible. Their first test subject was Vice President Al Gore. Through him, the Martians will complete their plan. |
The Death of the Clintons
In the year 1997, Al Gore was called into action. Using his security access, the Martians destroyed Air Force I. They replaced the Clintons with android replicas who are completely obident to the Martians. |
The Plot Revealed
The Martians on the Moon, using their high-level connections, plan on shrinking all the mountains on the Earth by 1 inch. This will cause the planet to shift 1 mile every 100 years, and the moon to go to Mars' original orbit. This will mean the the Earth will heat up until we all fry. The phenomenon is already under way. Our scientists call it "Global Warming." It is really the apocolypse. |
