Petey Lee, the Hypnotic Guinea Pig

Petey was born as a super-intelligent pet to Bill Gates. Petey was raised as a hypnotic expert designed to convince the Justice Department not to break up Microsoft. After his escape from Gates' hands, he went to live as a house-pet in New York, with an owner known as Spike Lee. Petey saw the benifets of having an odd-looking independent film director as his pawn and hypnotic subject.

Petey wants to create his own army of super-slaves, using his hypnotic powers. He plans on using this army to fight the Martians on the Moon and the Psychic Gypsies, leaving him the only one strong enough to rule the world. He is trying to become a movie star, so he can use his hypnotic powers to control movie audiences everywhere. He has already starred as the cat in the Austin Powers movies, and will play the most feared charachter in movie history-R2D2!!