Queen For A Day
MOTHER'S DAY TREATMENT FROM FAMILYFUN
by Deanna F. Cook
And Me..Tee Hee...I added on my own stuff,
So my family would know.
Subtle hints may work for spouses, but with
children it helps to be blunt. Do your family a
favor this year and let them know exactly what
you want for Mother's Day: the royal treatment.
With a little planning and supervision, your kids
can give you a day of leisure while they have fun
turning the house into a castle fit for a queen.
After enjoying their homemade decorations, brunch,
and entertainment, you'll wish every day was
Mother's Day.
The Royal Brunch
On the evening of May 8th, Dad should insist that
Her Highness plan to sleep late the next morning—
with the shades pulled and a host of fluffed
pillows tucked behind her (no peas under the
mattress, please). While Mom rests, the king and
his court jesters can quietly create a festive
brunch and decorate the table.
HER MAJESTY'S MENU
Pineapple boats
Royal ham 'n eggs
Monkey bread
THE PALACE DINING ROOM
Prepare a throne at one end of the dining room
table by padding a straight-backed chair with a
special pillow. Decorate the table with fresh
flowers, cloth napkins, and a full table setting
(two sizes of forks and spoons). To make colorful
place mats, decorate a 2-inch strip around the
edges of sturdy 8 1/2-by 11-inch pieces of paper
with a pretty pattern, such as potato print
flowers or watercolor geometric shapes.
THE GRAND ENTRANCE
HERALDING HORNS: Once the food is prepared and
the table is set, young heralds can bring their
horns up to the bedroom and request the presence
of the Queen Mother. Making the horns is a simple
matter of snipping and removing the bottom of a
paper cup and taping the cup to the end of a
cardboard tube from a roll of wrapping paper or
paper towels. Cover the whole thing with tinfoil
and tape a flag made of scrap fabric or crepe
paper so it hangs down (for a true heralding horn,
snip a V-shape out of the end of the flag.)
QUEEN'S FLOWER CROWN: When Mom arrives in the
dining room, kids can escort her to the throne and
place a special homemade flower crown on her head.
An easy crown can be made out of a strip of
colored construction paper, 2 inches wide and about
25 inches long. Tape or staple the ends to make a
circle and punch holes around the top edge.
Decorate it by threading fresh flowers through the
holes and adding leaves, fresh or paper, with
staples.
THE ROYAL SCROLL: A member of the court can
dramatically unroll and read a scrolled list of
chores that will be granted to Her Majesty
throughout the day: "All your dishes will be
washed; the junk drawer will be organized; your
bed will be made and pillows fluffed; your hair
will be combed," and so on. To make the scroll,
cover two paper towel tubes with colored paper
and tape to either end of a long white piece of
paper. On the paper, write the chores (and
initials, if the kids are divvying up the
assignments). Roll up the scroll and tie it with
a ribbon. After brunch, it can hang in a prominent
spot (a reminder to all the subjects).
THE COURT JESTERS: The kids can put on a
hilarious show by turning themselves into Mini-
Mom. To set up this optical illusion, jester
number one should crouch behind a table. Jester
number two first pulls a pair of baggy shorts up
to number one's elbows and puts her hands into a
pair of sneakers so she can rest them on the
tabletop. Number two then pulls a T-shirt over
number one's head and tucks it into the shorts.
Jester number two should hide behind the first
and put his arms through the T-shirt sleeves to
complete a mini-matriarch. She can attempt to
brush her hair, put on sunglasses or play an
instrument.
Royal Ham 'n Eggs
This dish, easy enough for children to assemble
themselves, can be adapted to suit any queen's
particular tastes. The vegetables that are listed
below can be substituted with 1/2 cup of sliced
mushrooms, chopped broccoli, shredded zucchini,
or cubed boiled potatoes; and instead of ham, you
can add strips of prosciutto, cooked sausage
slices or bacon pieces (or forego the meat
altogether).
My Version..HeHe
I love the whole Idea..but to me that is a big
breakfast..I would prefer: