"What the 'ell are you doing 'ere?" Paul asked walking to John and the other two.

"I'm getting married!" Ringo said.

"As I," said George.

"As I," said John.

"As I," said Paul. They jumped to each other punching and hitting. They screamed at each other as they tumbled down the lawn.

"BOYS!" Abbey yelled coming outside.

"See she's marrying me!" George said standing. This enraged the other three and they continued to fight.

"I'm sorry, I was so in love with all of you that I couldn't say no. But I found a simple solution!" she said.

"What? Are you marrying none of us?" John asked.

"Well yes, but I am marrying someone!" Abbey said, "Davy Jones!"

"DAVY JONES!" they said in unison. John managed to speak for all of them by one obscene gesture and they walked back to their cars and drove home. Next time they would tell each other their birds name!

"He's shorter than me!" Ringo complained.

"Who cares he still got Abbey!" Paul sulked.