The Stonecutters
(Alleged)

• Lenny
• Carl
• Sideshow Mel
• Homer Simpson
• Barney Gumbel
• Jasper
• Chief Clancy Wiggum
• Charles Montgomery Burns
• Waylon Smithers
• Abraham J. 'Grampa' Simpson
• Seymour Skinner
• Moe Szyslak
• Herman
• Dr Julius Hibbert
• Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
• Groundskeeper Willie
• Steve Guttenberg
• Krusty the Clown
• Kirk Van Houton
• Kent Brockman
• Dewey Largo
• Scott Christian
• Asst. Supt. Leopold
• Number One
• Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
• Homer Glumplich
• Small Green Alien
• Egg Council Guy

Stonecutter World Council Members
(Alleged)

• Jack Nicholson
• Orville Reddenbacher
• Mr T
• George Bush