Aim Annoyances:
1. Confessing your undying love to another person in your profile.
- Don't you know that other people profile stalk you, and we don't care. We all know that you two will never make it past the next 12 hours, let alone get married and god forbid reproduce. I mean who honestly fucking cares if u "xoxoxo" some troll, keep it to your goddamn "glowing" self.
2. Quotes.
- Ispirational quotes such as, "every cloud has a silver lining." Well all of you assholes can take your little cloud and shove it, this is not the kind of thing I want to read when I wake up at 5 am on a weekend to the sounds of a roommate having sex. Fuck your cloud, fuck your silver lining, and fuck you.
3. Misleading Links.
- People who say "this is the coolest link ever!" It never fails, just when I think that there can't be a worse site than the piece of shit one you sent me last time, you out do yourself. If I wanted to see a topless spidermonkey dancing to the theme of titanic I'd fucking ask.
4. Smileys.
- Emoticons. Smileys. Expressions. Whatever the fuck you want to call them. All of you assholes need to learn to express your emotions rather than having some satanic little sun thingy do it for you, use your fingers type it out. The smiley is over used and outdated, move the fuck on.
5. Computer illiterates.
- lol, brb, and so on, are the most basic forms of communication on aim if you don't know what they mean don't fucking ask me, go figure it the fuck out. I can't help but hope that these people suffer freak electicution accidents everytime they ask me this. Before you ask next time, just strangle yourself with the mouse cord and do the world a favor.
6. Coloring.
- You know who i'm talking about. That dickweed, who's always using the entire color spectrum to express a single paragraph, phrase, or word. At first I assumed that the person was a randomly clicking colorblind moron, then i realized they're just trying to give me a fucking seizure. Maybe when you were younger you should have spent less time eating those toxic crayons and more time coloring, you squirrely-fuck.
7. Buddy Icons.
- Okay for the slow people. Try to pick an object that is atleast somewhat recognizable. I shouldn't have to ask you everytime you im me what the fuck that abstract blob of color and text is. If i do this a hint, change your goddamn icon. Have some self respect, have the decency to have a little taste, have an icon that at least fucking LOOKS like something for the legitimate world.