Halloween 2003

Twas the night before the Ohio State game, are rival, arch enemy, nemesis, what have you. And of course we're gonna get the shit kicked out of us, why, because we're penn state and we use our sports losses as excuses for crossdressing and getting drunk!

I have never regretted not bringing my camera with me so much in my entire life. Don't get me wrong the Seven Wonders of the World are great and all, but nothing beats seeing a penis and vagina walking hand in hand down Beaver Ave.

The night started off innocently enough. You see the usual pirates, m&m's, french maids, faeries and other stupid winged things (that were highly flammable, also fun). Then it started getting weird, at first glance you see a couple of scantily clad girls whoring it up as usual, a quick double take and you notice that it is in fact extremely hairy men. Considering some of the "chicks" guys hit on when wearing their beer goggles, I'm just thankful i'm not guy, and if i were I don't think I'd hit on anyone or "thing" this night.

shit,a distraction. i'll have to finish my little dialogue later.... home, safe, home