1. Demolition Derby Yes, this one is aptly named indeed. Its origins date all the way back to the treasured days of Caroline...it brings a tear to my eye. Anyway, all you need to play this game is a couple of cafeteria tables. by using the little lever under the table, located near the center divide line, fold up your table. Wheel your table to the front center of the cafeteria, by the doors. Have one of your friends position theirs at the opposite end of that aisle, by the beginning of the food court line. Use handsignals or semophore with napkins to communicate when to start. Run with your table as fast and hard as you can towards the other person, who should be doing the same. Jump on your table and hold on at the last second before impact. whoever stays on wins. There are no boundaries; the tables can go "off road."
2. Grand Theft Lunchline This game is simple, yet widely acclaimed by all cliques and classes. Announce that you are starting this game in the beginning of your lunch period. Throughout the period, steal as much crap from the food court as you can. In the end of the period, tally up the prices of the stuff you stole. Whoever has the highest total value of goods wins the game. This may sound like a joke, but there is some strategy. You have to know the prices of all the items, if you hope to be successful, and you have to find the things that are most expensive yet most easily smuggled and least encumburing. When you have experienced players, competition can get fierce.
3. Fight Club Before starting this game, make sure that everyone who wants to participate weighs about the same. Once you've done this, fold up some tables (see instructions in game #1) and make a boxing ring. Get everyone inside. On the count of three, break out into a total ass whoopin brawl. Last person standing may declare his or her self champion.
4. Looting and Rioting This one is really a blast. It begins in casual conversation, the normal stuff that goes on at a table. All of a sudden, someone says "Point of order: Begin the Looting and Rioting." Everyone jumps up and charges a table. Make sure you make lots of savage cries and ululations-- it heightens the fear factor. Once you hit the table totally ransack it. steal the booty, slaughter the men, rape the women, eat the children. Note: cannabalism is optional. After this, you might want to make a break for it. The security guards, though usually apathetic towards situations like these, get mad when you steal stuff from others.
5. Rocket Launchers This game can only be played on certain days, but it is nonetheless a great one that deserves some recognition here. I have to say I ripped off this idea from a bunch of seniors-- I was sitting around in lunch one day checking out the girls when suddenly I got slammed in the head with a carrot. What you do is get some of the baby carrots the cafeteria occasionally serves. Bite off half a carrot, and squeeze the remaining piece between your thumb and your forefinger. In a few fractions of a second the pressure should build up and the carrot will be launched out of your hand at high speeds. We aren't sure what the record distance is, but it's mostly fun to just fire these projectiles at your friends and stuff. Be careful who you hit though, you don't want to get your ass kicked.
6. Real Ultimate Power This one was actually inspired by the Ninja Website, which you can visit by going back to the main page. If you've already been to the site, you can probably guess what this game is. First, get dressed up in the normal ninja garb-- black clothing, hood, mask over your mouth, nunchucks, samurai swords, ninja stars, guitars, and babes. Then totally flip out and do anything you want. Yes, Ninjas do lead glorious lives.
7. Arctic Blast I love this game. It can only be played in winter time, but that doesn't make it any less thrilling. Take a big ass garbage bag and go outside and fill it with snow. All of a sudden you and your crew blast through the door and start mad hitting people with snowballs. The greatest part is that no one will be expecting it. Just imagine some girl sitting around fixing her hair when BAM! A snowball out of nowhere blasts her wig off. Or there could be some girl giving head to a guy, just freeze his nuts off with a fresh snowball. You can also go super commando style and snipe people from on top of the vending machine or inside the food court. Make teams and try to defeat each other. The possibilities of this game are endless.

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