Coo Quotes

Here is my collection of Random Quotes. They are from anywhere...hell, you may even see yourself in here sometime. Well without furthur ado, enjoy the quotes.

"'Judging Amy is 'Law and Order" for sissys" -Ben

"It's called 'The Male.' We're a fucked up bunch." -JZ

"The Democrats are trying to run Social Security like it's some type of Federal Program!" -George W. Bush

"Pretend you don't see her" -Ty

"Bump that" -Zach

"The ball just fell out of my fucking mouse" -Ben

"A name is just a name, it doesn't really matter. Well of course you can't have a BAD name, like Hootie and the frickin Blowfish....Toad the Wet Sprocket?" -Noel Gallagher

"I'll bust out my whip knife" -Ben

"...And if i say 'fuck' two more times, that's 46 'fucks' in this fucked up rhyme" -Fred Durst (Note: Fred Durst still sucks, this is just a funny line to one of his songs.)

"Fuck all that Noel and Liam shit. Can i have everyone saying: 'who the fuck is Andy Bell'?" -Noel Gallagher

"Too hard on the brakes again
What if these brakes just give in?
What if they don't get out of the way?
What if there's someone overtaking?
I'm going out for a little drive
And it could be the last time you see me alive
There could be an idiot on the road
His only kick in life is pumping his steel"
-Thom Yorke

"Hey, kids, rock n roll
Nobody tells you where to go, baby"
-Michael Stipe

David: Mall? What does that have to do with rugby? Wanna go to the mall?
Solomon: Not that kind of mall
David: I know
Solomon: ....Good

"Zach has many hands to jerk with" -Me

"Point of order: begin the looting and rioting" -Zach K.

"Subscribe to YM and get word play magnet free" -some stupid ass online advertisement

Solomon: Freak dancing is just like slow dancing, except faster.
David: No, I think it's more like having sex with your clothes on.
(for some reason I have no recollection of ever saying this)

"Stop sending letters/Letters always get burned" -'Motion Picture Sountrack' by Radiohead

"I'm getting pussy no matter what/Even if it's with dirty slut/True love is what I want the most/I just jerked off in your french toast!" -the musical scene from "Not Another Teen Movie"

"Beat the crowds, join the riot police" -Solomon's info

"Now son, I want to talk to you about masturbation. Now don't worry, it is perfectly natural for people your age. And I have to say that, well, I did a fair amount of...masturbation when I was a little younger...although never with baked goods." -Jim's Dad from American Pie

"We've gotta get off Philippe's nuts. We don't want him to think he's the shit. I mean he is the shit, but we don't want him to think that." --Keith

"Okay, could you suck any more cock in one sentence?" --Craig

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