"That wasn't my finger."
"So what? Do you hear me complaining?"
"How about my penis?"
"No, unfortunately I'm looking for something bigger."
***It needs to be said that this conversation was between a female student and her female teacher
"Yes, you are."
"Wait, so if I'm drunk then I'm not responsible for my actions, right?"
"Uh...I guess not."
(calling out)"Aaron, come here!"
"That's because you're from Kentucky, right?"
