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God Created Dads




When the good Lord was creating Fathers

he started with a tall frame.

And a female angel nearby said,

"What kind of Father is that?

If you're going to make children

so close to the ground,

why have you put fathers up so high?

He won't be able to shoot marbles

without kneeling,

tuck a child in bed

without bending,

or even kiss a child

without a lot of stooping."

And God smiled and said,

"Yes,

but if I make him child size,

who would children have to look up to?"

And when God made a Father's hands,

they were large and sinewy.

  And the angel shook her head sadly and said,

"Do you know what you're doing?

   Large hands are clumsy.

They can't manage

diaper pins,

small buttons,

     rubber bands

on pony tails

or even remove splinters caused by baseball     bats."



And God smiled and said,

"I know,

but they're large enough

to hold everything

a small boy

empties from his pockets

at the end of a day...

yet small enough

to cup a child's face in his hands."

And then God moulded long,

slim legs and broad shoulders.

  And the angel nearly had a heart attack.

"Boy,

this is the end of the week,

all right,"

she clucked.

"Do you realize

you just made a Father without a lap?

How is he going to pull a child

close to him

without the kid falling between his legs?"

And God smiled and said,

"A mother needs a lap.

A father needs strong shoulders

to pull a sled,

balance a boy on a bicycle,

and hold a sleepy head

on the way home from the circus."

God was in the middle of creating

two of the largest feet

anyone had every seen

when the angel could contain

herself no longer.

"That's not fair.

Do you honestly think those large boats

are going to dig out of bed

early in the morning

when the baby cries? 

Or walk through a small birthday party

without crushing at least

three of the guests?"

And God smiled and said,

"They'll work.

You'll see.

They'll support a small child who

wants to ride a horse

to Banbury Cross,

or scare off mice

at the summer cabin,

or display shoes

that will be a challenge to fill."

God worked throughout the night,

giving the Father few words,

but a firm authoritative voice;

eyes that saw everything,

but remained calm and tolerant.

  Finally,

almost as an afterthought,

he added tears.

Then he turned to the angel and said,

"Now,

are you satisfied that he can love

as much as a Mother?"



The angel shutteth up.

 "Children's children

are the crown of old men,

and the glory of children

is their FATHER."

(Proverbs 17:7).



Erma Bombeck

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