Setting- Doug, Carol, and Mark are in Trauma 1, taking inventory.
Carol: Hey Mark, we're almost out of lavage kits.
Mark: Ok. Doug, where are the intibation trays?
Doug: Check under the cabinet.

Elizabeth enters
Elizabeth: Doug, Kerry's looking for you. 4 year old just came in with multiple burns to her hands. She wanted to give her doll a tan so she put her in the microwave.
Doug: Carol, would you care to help me?
Carol: Why not?

Later that day in the ER.
Peter is in the lounge, watching TV. Suddenly a special news brief comes on.
News Anchor: It seems as if 17 year old Britney Spears is being rushed to a nearby hospital. The popstar was in Chicago filming her new music video and it appears the heat may have been too much for her. During the shoot, her breasts began swelling so much that her shirt ripped and silicon began seeping out. She reportedly had breast implants 5 months ago.
Peter: Damn it. I bet they are going to be sending that plastic Barbie doll over here.
Behind the admit desk Mark, Doug, Carol, Peter, and Kerry are all waiting for Britney Spears to come in.
Doug: So, her boobs are leaking?
Carol: Ewww. I don't know one person who actually likes her, or her two new "Friends". Why should we take care of her?
Mark: Because, those poor, innocent, implants did not choose to be put in her nasty body. Maybe all they want is to get out.
Kerry: Yeah, out #1 concern right now is those poor implants. Then Britney.
Just then the ER doors swung open and they rushed Britney into Trauma 2.
Britney: Eh, um, uh, ah, please help me! My boobs, they um, they hurt a lot.
Carol: yeah, I'm sure they do. But it's not our problem. You're the one who chose to have those implants put in.
    Just then we hear a loud pop and a bunch of screams.
Mark: oh god! Her boobs just popped!
Carol: (She is screaming) I got silicon in my eye and up my nose!
    She starts running around and hits the gurney, which causes it to fall over. Right on top of Doug.
Doug: Oh shit!! Get her off of me! She must weigh 400 pounds! Oh, she landed right on my nuts. Carol, we are never gonna have kids now!
Mark: Kerry, Peter, help me get this gurney off of Doug.
    They lifted the gurney off of Doug but leave Britney on the floor. Carol rushes over to Doug, stepping on Britney in the process. After he is up, Carol goes back over to Britney and slaps her face. Then, she grabs what is left of her boobs and pulls them, yelling….
Carol: You Bitch! Because of you Doug and I will never have kids!
Britney: OOOWW! My boobs! Please, save my beautiful boobs!
    Mark pulls Carol off of Britney and pulls a lighter out of his pocket.
Mark: Peter, Carol, Doug, Kerry. Say buh-bye to the plastic Barbie.
    He lights the lighter, throws it toward Britney, and they all run out of the room.
Peter: woo hoo! Bonfire!
Kerry: You know, plastic burns really well. And Britney had so much of it, when that fire calms down a bit, we should have a campfire!
Doug: Yeah! I'll get the hotdogs!
Carol: I'll get the marshmallows!
    They both run off toward the lounge.
Mark: I'll go find some good sticks!
    He runs outside, in search of some good sticks to roast the food on.
Kerry: I'll page Elizabeth, Carter, and Lucy.
    Peter is now left alone and says outloud.
Peter: I knew that Barbie would be good for something one day. Buh-Bye Britney.
    Later that day, the entire staff is seen in Tauma 2. Eating hot dogs and roasting marshmallows. They are all singing,"Oh Boobie, Boobie."


           

THE END!!!